Official Cup

Stamford Bridge
Spectators: 162 (Terracing: 122, Seating: 37, VIP seats: 3) Real Chelsea's Tyler Tolley started the match with a crisp pass. The crowd had been anticipating this game for weeks and the excitement in the stadium was easily visible. Reg Hampton received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 3rd minute. Wei Bing Ran tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. Vince Bannatyne showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Louis Downs in the 5th minute of the match. In the 11th minute the ball was on its way in behind Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Vince Bannatyne, but with the help of a sacrificing defense, he could catch the ball at the crossbar. Noel Bush's late challenge caught a Real Chelsea's player on the shin and left him crawling around in pain. The referee blew his whistle and produced the yellow card. Noel Bush helped the player get up and apologised. After a rather tough play, Crystal Phallus's Noel Bush got a free kick in the 12th minute. The audience was convinced that Ian Coe's extremely hard shot when he got free in front of the goal was going in, but Wei Bing Ran was relentless in the 17th minute of the game. Vince Bannatyne made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Tyler Tolley in the 20th minute of play. In the 24th minute Louis Downs shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Vince Bannatyne saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. Wei Bing Ran showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Ian Coe in the 25th minute of the match. 27 minutes into the match, Tyler Tolley had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Vince Bannatyne. Crystal Phallus's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Tyler Tolley was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 1-0. After a rather tough play, Crystal Phallus's Dominik Flis got a free kick in the 32nd minute. With a little luck, Crystal Phallus's Vince Bannatyne got control of the ball when Rick Hochinskiy tried to sneak it across the goal line. Noel Bush kicked well hit freekick during the 35th minute of the match. In the 36th minute of the match Will Rusby shot from a long distance. The ball could have gone into the goal to the right of the goalkeeper, but Vince Bannatyne showed his good shape when he easily got hold of the ball. In the 37th minute, Uno Klemensson hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Alfie Heath's shot was meant for the net just under the crossbar, but Wei Bing Ran read the situation well and was quickly in position to make a wonderful save in the 38th minute of play. In the 42nd minute, Alfie Heath hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. 宋轩桦 kicked well hit freekick during the 44th minute of the match. When the match had been going on for 47 minutes, Real Chelsea's Tyler Tolley got an opportunity to shoot a penalty. He stayed cool and waited for the goalkeeper to move, before he confidently shot the ball into the goal, to the left of Vince Bannatyne. The away team players looked dejected as the walked off the pitch at half time. They had fought hard, but were still losing 2-0.

When the second half was about to start, both teams quickly lined up and Ian Coe made a kick off. Wei Bing Ran showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Ian Coe in the 53rd minute of the match. 54 minutes into the game, Vincent Dry was given a yellow card after he appeared to trip an opposing player. Real Chelsea's manager was livid on the sidelines, but the referee was unmoved and gave Crystal Phallus the free kick. A collision led to Real Chelsea getting a freekick after 54 minutes play. Vincent Dry hit a great ball. Crystal Phallus's Alfie Heath couldn't find anyone to pass the ball to, so he shot a long shot towards the goal in the 55th minute. The shot went wide which resulted in a goal kick for Real Chelsea. Alfie Heath received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 57th minute. Wei Bing Ran tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. When Real Chelsea's Louis Downs in the 63rd minute got a chance for a shot 63rd didn't hesitate and placed the ball to the right of the goalie. A beautiful save bye Crystal Phallus's goalie prevented a goal. Ben Whittingham was astounded when the referee showed him the red card after a seemingly innocent challenge, 64 minutes into the match. Crystal Phallus:s Vince Bannatyne showed great skill when he stopped Tyler Tolley:s penalty. Vince Bannatyne showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Tyler Tolley in the 69th minute of the match. The referee was alert and spotted a serious foul by Howard Woodhall during the 71st minute. The player immediately received a yellow card. After a rather tough play, Real Chelsea's Howard Woodhall got a free kick in the 71st minute. Alfie Heath, 71 minutes into the match, dribbled the ball up the side of the field and decided to take a long shot at the goal. Unfortunately, the ball was poorly hit and landed closer to the corner than to the goal. Howard Woodhall was shown his second yellow card after 74 minutes, following a rather ugly tackle on opponent. That was the end of his participation in the match. A collision led to Real Chelsea getting a freekick after 75 minutes play. Howard Woodhall hit a great ball. Reg Hampton received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 81st minute. Wei Bing Ran tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. The supporters of Real Chelsea booed when Crystal Phallus was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 83 match minutes in a wonderful position. Reg Hampton didn't get a good kick on the ball. In the 85th play minute Reg Hampton came free and shot an unsuspected shot which went into goal from the right pole behind a surprised Wei Bing Ran. 2-1. In the 88th minute, Rick Hochinskiy ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Vince Bannatyne was frozen by the shot and now it was 3-1. Louis Downs received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 92nd minute. Vince Bannatyne tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. Louis Downs scored 4-1 in the 93rd match minute with a shot that went into the goal to the right of Vince Bannatyne, who was just a little too slow in reacting to the shot. Real Chelsea were really happy, having secured the victory after a very even contest. They thanked the players of Crystal Phallus for a fine match.