Official Cup

Douchebag convention
Spectators: 165 (Terracing: 124, Seating: 38, VIP seats: 3) The audience was convinced that Isaias Eguerdi's extremely hard shot when he got free in front of the goal was going in, but Ingvar Nord was relentless in the 3rd minute of the game. In the 4th minute Worst Team Ever were awarded a corner. Ralf Pettersson went to the cornerflag to take it. A collision led to FC Douchebags getting a freekick after 5 minutes play. Gustaf Axelsson hit a great ball. An unexpectedly hard shot by Isaias Eguerdi in the 5th minute of play forced FC Douchebags's goalkeeper Ingvar Nord to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Lazaros Kotsiopoulos took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Jonas Åkerström, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. After having played for 11 minutes, Stor Klack managed to get in a good position for a shot on goal. Worst Team Ever's supporters crossed their fingers, but Stor Klack was, after a quick turn that froze the defenders, out of balance and shot the ball just to the right of the goal. 18 minutes into the match, FC Douchebags's goal looked a bit too open when Isaias Eguerdi came free, but Ingvar Nord reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. The referee was alert and spotted a serious foul by Gustaf Axelsson during the 19th minute. The player immediately received a yellow card. In the 19th match minute, FC Douchebags was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Gustaf Axelsson to maneuver through the defense. Ingvar Nord took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Isaias Eguerdi, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. After 21 minutes FC Douchebags's defender was forced to head the ball over the line for a corner. It was Ralf Pettersson who took care of the corner kick. Worst Team Ever's Stor Klack got a good chance for a goal in the 23rd minute, but he totally mistimed the shot and it went over the crossbar. Ralf Pettersson sent away a hard shot on goal in the 24th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. In the 26th minute Isaias Eguerdi shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Ingvar Nord saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. Ralf Pettersson received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 28th minute. Ingvar Nord tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. In the 29th minute, József Murai got an opportunity to score, but he didn't get a solid hit on the ball and ended up kicking it wide of the goal. Ingvar Nord made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Ralf Pettersson in the 32nd minute of play. Bo Boberg received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 34th minute. Lazaros Kotsiopoulos tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. Stor Klack fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 36th minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Ingvar Nord having to interfere. 38 minutes into the match, Stor Klack had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Ingvar Nord. FC Douchebags's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Stor Klack was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 0-1. After some fancy dribbling in the 44th minute, Isaias Eguerdi managed to get in a good position for a shot. Worst Team Ever's supporters rose to their feet, but Isaias Eguerdi was a bit off balance and shot the ball just wide of the left post. Ingvar Nord breathed a sigh of relief and went to take the goal kick. 48 minutes into the match, Worst Team Ever's Stor Klack sent off a blazing shot straight on target, a shot that Ingvar Nord narrowly saved just below the crossbar. Even after changing tactics the home team jogged off the field with a 0-1 deficit. They would have to work harder if they wanted to turn things around in the second half.

The players of the home team were most fresh-looking when they entered the field to play the second half. Isaias Eguerdi was the one to do the kick off. Stor Klack fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 58th minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Ingvar Nord having to interfere. With a little luck, FC Douchebags's Ingvar Nord got control of the ball when Stor Klack tried to sneak it across the goal line. 66 minutes into the match, FC Douchebags's goalkeeper Ingvar Nord had to clear away a ball on his right side after a cunning shot by Stor Klack. The supporters of Worst Team Ever booed when FC Douchebags was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 66 match minutes in a wonderful position. Gustaf Axelsson didn't get a good kick on the ball. Ingvar Nord made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Isaias Eguerdi in the 68th minute of play. When Ralf Pettersson came up free with the goalie in the 73rd minute, the Worst Team Ever fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Ralf Pettersson couldn't finish the play. FC Douchebags's defense didn't have a chance, in the 75th minute, when Andréas Lidman scored to the left of an out of position Ingvar Nord, making the score, 0-3. Tord Esbjörnsson's late challenge caught a Worst Team Ever's player on the shin and left him crawling around in pain. The referee blew his whistle and produced the yellow card. Tord Esbjörnsson helped the player get up and apologised. After 78 played minutes FC Douchebags got a freekick which was hit by Tord Esbjörnsson. 78 minutes into the match, Worst Team Ever's Ralf Pettersson broke free and took a long shot that unfortunately flew wide. A fine initiative that could have resulted in a goal. In the 84th minute Ralf Pettersson shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Ingvar Nord saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. After a defensive mix-up in FC Douchebags's zone, Isaias Eguerdi stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. Ingvar Nord came out of the goal and Isaias Eguerdi tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play. The FC Douchebags fans had already started to leave before the final whistle blew. Worst Team Ever were clearly better and deserved to take the win.