Official Cup

The Funk Factory
Spectators: 171 (Terracing: 129, Seating: 39, VIP seats: 3) The mood of the audience was pleasant when Cregan Porteus made the kick off which started today's match. In the 4th match minute, Sexolution FC was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Nathaniel Warren to maneuver through the defense. In the 7th minute, Neville Samuels left the goalkeeper for dead before tapping the ball into the right side of the net. The Sexolution FC fans were clearly happy with the effort and the scoreboard reflected the new score: 1-0. 12 minutes into the match, Sexolution FC's goal looked a bit too open when Ethan Moorby came free, but Crawford Lucas reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. The audience was convinced that Cregan Porteus's extremely hard shot when he got free in front of the goal was going in, but Crawford Lucas was relentless in the 15th minute of the game. Kirby Houldsworth showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Earle Skittrall, who was totally free with the ball in the 17th minute. A collision led to Adelaide getting a freekick after 18 minutes play. Allen Stebbing hit a great ball. A hard shot 19 in the game by Earle Skittrall from a close distance when the talented Kirby Houldsworth managed to make a qualified save. Adelaide's players were relieved. After 19 minutes, Earle Skittrall made it 2-0 with a short kick to the right side. Adelaide's Kirby Houldsworth tried to save the shot but he was too slow in reacting to the shot. Adelaide's Kirby Houldsworth played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Bart Vaughan in the 22nd minute of play. Adelaide's defense didn't have a chance, in the 24th minute, when Earle Skittrall scored to the left of an out of position Kirby Houldsworth, making the score, 3-0. In the 30th minute, Casper Mosley hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. The audience was convinced that Earle Skittrall's extremely hard shot when he got free in front of the goal was going in, but Kirby Houldsworth was relentless in the 34th minute of the game. When the match had gone on for 35 minutes, Earle Skittrall put it in 4-0 from a short distance just to the right of Kirby Houldsworth. Sexolution FC's Earle Skittrall got a good chance for a goal in the 39th minute, but he totally mistimed the shot and it went over the crossbar. Connor Kepert charged in rather forcefully in the 45th minute of the match, and managed to knock his opponent down. The referee showed Connor Kepert the yellow card, and asked the players to shake hands before continuing play. The supporters of Adelaide booed when Sexolution FC was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 45 match minutes in a wonderful position. Connor Kepert didn't get a good kick on the ball. The away team players looked dejected as the walked off the pitch at half time. They had fought hard, but were still losing 4-0.

The wind increased when Earle Skittrall made the kick off in the second half. Kirby Houldsworth didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Earle Skittrall went, in the 51st minute, to the upper right corner, 5-0 was the resulting score. Earle Skittrall sent away a hard shot on goal in the 55th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Neville Samuels sent away a hard shot on goal in the 57th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. After a rather tough play, Adelaide's Alexander Weeks got a free kick in the 60th minute. 62 minutes into the game, Ethan Moorby was given a yellow card after he appeared to trip an opposing player. Adelaide's manager was livid on the sidelines, but the referee was unmoved and gave Sexolution FC the free kick. Earle Skittrall sent away a hard shot on goal in the 64th minute, but the ball hit the crossbar and went out. A very good chance for a goal. After 78 played minutes Sexolution FC got a freekick which was hit by Bart Vaughan. In the 79th minute, Ethan Moorby hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. If Earle Skittrall had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 86th minute. The ball went over the crossbar instead. Adelaide's Kirby Houldsworth played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Earle Skittrall in the 90th minute of play. Ethan Moorby got his second yellow card in the match during the 90th minute which meant that he had to leave the ground. After a rather tough play, Adelaide's Ethan Moorby got a free kick in the 91st minute. Cregan Porteus was extremely unlucky when he, in the 93rd minute, took a shot that hit the right post and went out. After 94 minutes, Earle Skittrall mouthed his way into the referee's book. The tension between the Sexolution FC and the Adelaide players grew even worse after the yellow card. A collision led to Sexolution FC getting a freekick after 94 minutes play. Earle Skittrall hit a great ball. The referee blew his whistle, and the match came to a close. The players exchanged shirts and headed down the tunnel. The Sexolution FC fans cheered their team off the field, for while Adelaide had put up a good fight, they were unable to come out of the game with any points to show for their effort.