U23 League

The Funk Factory
Spectators: 159 (Terracing: 120, Seating: 36, VIP seats: 3) The mood of the audience was pleasant when Al Weatherby made the kick off which started today's match. After a defensive mix-up in Sexolution FC's zone, Tomasz Boruta stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. Crawford Lucas came out of the goal and Tomasz Boruta tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play. 7 minutes into the match, Tomasz Boruta notched a goal, 0-1, to the right of Sexolution FC's Crawford Lucas. Crawford Lucas was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. Crawford Lucas showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Xu, who was totally free with the ball in the 12th minute. When the match had gone on for 13 minutes, Tomasz Boruta put it in 0-2 from a short distance just to the right of Crawford Lucas. Crawford Lucas showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Tomasz Boruta, who was totally free with the ball in the 19th minute. A collision led to Sexolution FC getting a freekick after 20 minutes play. Al Dillon hit a great ball. Crawford Lucas made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Tomasz Boruta in the 21st minute of play. The corner ended in Taha Başkaya almost managing to get the ball behind the net, but Sexolution FC's Crawford Lucas did a great save. Crawford Lucas didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Taha Başkaya went, in the 24th minute, to the upper right corner, 0-3 was the resulting score. After 35 minutes of play, HASSELHOFF BABES's Tomasz Boruta made it 0-4 when he simply outclassed the defender marking him and hit a curling shot into the right side of the net. Crawford Lucas was left in no man's land by his defense there! An unexpectedly hard shot by Xu in the 39th minute of play forced Sexolution FC's goalkeeper Crawford Lucas to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. When Al Dillon fell near the penalty area in the 41st minute he thought he would be awarded a free kick. The referee ignored Sexolution FC's protests and gave Al Dillon a yellow card for diving instead. Al Dillon hit a great freekick 41 minutes into the match. Crawford Lucas made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Roque Pirro in the 42nd minute of play. In the 45th minute, Edwardo Pearse hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. The Sexolution FC players were disheartened as they walked off the pitch after the first half. HASSELHOFF BABES were winning 0-4.

The players of the away team seemed most concentrated when Tomasz Boruta stepped up to make the kick off in the second half. In the 51st match minute, Sexolution FC was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Billy Laycock to maneuver through the defense. Xus short, quick shot in the 53rdth minute got Crawford Lucas to make great effort and bar the ball away from getting in. Xu's shot straight on target was not completely harmless. The ball had pretty good speed, but Crawford Lucas firmly grabbed it by the left post. The referee felt a red card was in order, 58 minutes into the game, when Aden Christina put in a rough tackle. HASSELHOFF BABES's Barry Sanders was substituted for Michal Pazdan. The referee gave HASSELHOFF BABES a penalty, 61 minutes into the game. The penalty shot was made by Tomasz Boruta, who made a well placed shot into the net to the right of Sexolution FC's Crawford Lucas. 0-5. Tomasz Boruta did some fancy footwork in front of goal and succeeded to deceive the defenders so he could slam the ball in 0-6 to the left of a surprised Crawford Lucas 65 minutes into the match. After 69 minutes Sexolution FC's defender was forced to head the ball over the line for a corner. It was Taha Başkaya who took care of the corner kick. After a rather tough play, Sexolution FC's Earle Skittrall got a free kick in the 71st minute. 72 minutes into the match, Taha Başkaya dribbled the ball past the defender and swiftly kicked the ball to the left of Crawford Lucas, 0-7. Sexolution FC's Crawford Lucas played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Taha Başkaya in the 78th minute of play. In the 79th minute, Earle Skittrall hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. With a little luck, Sexolution FC's Crawford Lucas got control of the ball when Tomasz Boruta tried to sneak it across the goal line. After 87 minutes of play, HASSELHOFF BABES's Tomasz Boruta made it 0-8 when he simply outclassed the defender marking him and hit a curling shot into the right side of the net. Crawford Lucas was left in no man's land by his defense there! Crawford Lucas took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Tomasz Boruta, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. With a little luck, Sexolution FC's Crawford Lucas got control of the ball when Tomasz Boruta tried to sneak it across the goal line. When the final whistle sounded HASSELHOFF BABES left the ground with the victory after a much better performance than Sexolution FC.