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Derrygile Park
Spectators: 8000 (Terracing: 6000, Seating: 1841, VIP seats: 159) The mood of the audience was pleasant when Braon Byrne made the kick off which started today's match. After some careless play in the Derrygile defense, Bealtaine Ramsey kicked a shot that curved into the net to the right of Paudraig Byrne. The Derrygile fans voiced their displeasure as they felt that Paudraig Byrne should have stopped the shot. Bartel Robinson sent away a hard shot on goal in the 8th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Payton Silke received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 14th minute. Dawayne Tierney tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. Paudraig Byrne showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Binnech Brennan in the 16th minute of the match. Dewayne Rutherford fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 18th minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Dawayne Tierney having to interfere. 20 minutes into the match, Derrygile's goal looked a bit too open when Binnech Brennan came free, but Paudraig Byrne reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. In the 25th minute, Binnech Brennan made a precise shot to the right of Paudraig Byrne. Derrygile's defense was at fault, and the scoreboard reflected the new score, 0-2. 28 minutes into the match, Derrygile's goal looked a bit too open when Braon Byrne came free, but Paudraig Byrne reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. Paudraig Byrne took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Binnech Brennan, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Derrygile's Paudraig Byrne played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Bealtaine Ramsey in the 30th minute of play. Paudraig Byrne showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Binnech Brennan in the 32nd minute of the match. In the 33rd minute, Binnech Brennan ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Paudraig Byrne was frozen by the shot and now it was 0-3. 40 minutes into the match, Derrygile's goal looked a bit too open when Braon Byrne came free, but Paudraig Byrne reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. In the 43rd minute Bealtaine Ramsey shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Paudraig Byrne saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. Dewayne Rutherford kicked well hit freekick during the 47th minute of the match. The Derrygile players were disheartened as they walked off the pitch after the first half. YourMamsTits were winning 0-4.

The hometeam waved at the audience when it was time for Payton Silke to strike the kick off in the second half. An unexpectedly hard shot by Braon Byrne in the 56th minute of play forced Derrygile's goalkeeper Paudraig Byrne to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. 58 minutes into the game, YourMamsTits's Binnech Brennan nearly tore a hole in the net with a booming shot. Paudraig Byrne made a valiant effort, but he could not reach the ball in time, 0-5. When Bartel Robinson came up free with the goalie in the 61st minute, the Derrygile fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Bartel Robinson couldn't finish the play. Bearnard McPaul hit a great freekick 62 minutes into the match. Paudraig Byrne took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Braon Byrne, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Dawayne Tierney took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Payton Silke, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. If Binnech Brennan had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 69th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. Paudraig Byrne didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Binnech Brennan went, in the 71st minute, to the upper right corner, 0-6 was the resulting score. 76 minutes into the match, Derrygile's goalkeeper Paudraig Byrne had to clear away a ball on his right side after a cunning shot by Bealtaine Ramsey. Bartel Robinson kicked well hit freekick during the 76th minute of the match. Derrygile's Paudraig Byrne played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Braon Byrne in the 81st minute of play. Bealtaine Ramsey took the ball and in the 82 minute, shot a rapid shot to the right of a surprised Paudraig Byrne. Paudraig Byrne dived to the right, and did manage to get a hand on the shot, but it still went into the right corner making it 0-7. Beccan Todd hit a great freekick 92 minutes into the match. After 94 minutes of play, YourMamsTits's Braon Byrne made it 0-9 when he simply outclassed the defender marking him and hit a curling shot into the right side of the net. Paudraig Byrne was left in no man's land by his defense there! When the match was over YourMamsTits could go home with a victory in their luggage, having controlled the game far better than Derrygile throughout the match.