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Eric Daniel Cantona
Spectators: 5000 (Terracing: 4000, Seating: 1000, VIP seats: 0) The sun was shining, the grass was green and the audience cheered when Mick Thackray got the match started through his kick off. Conan Elliot received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 4th minute. John-Paul Mulligan tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Nath Ginn in the 8th managed to get into a good position. With a left leg John-Paul Mulligan saved Mr Bean from getting behind. In the 10th minute Nath Ginn shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but John-Paul Mulligan saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. After 10 played minutes Mr Bean got a freekick which was hit by Mick Thackray. John-Paul Mulligan showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Nath Ginn, who was totally free with the ball in the 13th minute. John-Paul Mulligan showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Nath Ginn, who was totally free with the ball in the 17th minute. Nath Ginn was really disappointed when he shot the ball just outside the right post instead of scoring a goal in the 18th minute. Junco FC's manager could be seen on the sidelines shaking his head and muttering to himself as his team had just wasted another chance. 19 minutes into the game, Nath Ginn recieved a splendid long ball, split the defenders, and gently placed the ball to the left of John-Paul Mulligan. Nath Ginn showed that you don't have to tear a hole in the net to score, 1-0. When Junco FC's Nath Ginn in the 22nd minute got a chance for a shot 22nd didn't hesitate and placed the ball to the right of the goalie. A beautiful save bye Mr Bean's goalie prevented a goal. John-Paul Mulligan made an important save on a dangerous shot by Nath Ginn in the 25th minute. John-Paul Mulligan made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Nath Ginn in the 28th minute of play. Alf Mullen fired away a difficult shot at goal in the 31st minute. He almost succeeded, but the ball went over. It was a very nice shot. In the 33rd minute Nath Ginn shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but John-Paul Mulligan saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. John-Paul Mulligan was a little too slow when Nath Ginn got a fine hit on the ball which went right into the goal in the 35th minute. The score was now 2-0. In the 41stth minute of the game Nath Ginn who was perfectly placed tried to make a shot on goal, but Mr Bean's John-Paul Mulligan was lucky and managed to grab hold of the ball. In the 43rd minute, Nath Ginn ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. John-Paul Mulligan was frozen by the shot and now it was 3-0. After some fancy dribbling in the 46th minute, Nath Ginn managed to get in a good position for a shot. Junco FC's supporters rose to their feet, but Nath Ginn was a bit off balance and shot the ball just wide of the left post. John-Paul Mulligan breathed a sigh of relief and went to take the goal kick.

When the second half was about to start, both teams quickly lined up and Nath Ginn made a kick off. Nath Ginn took the ball and in the 52 minute, shot a rapid shot to the right of a surprised John-Paul Mulligan. John-Paul Mulligan dived to the right, and did manage to get a hand on the shot, but it still went into the right corner making it 4-0. John-Paul Mulligan showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Nath Ginn in the 56th minute of the match. After a rather tough play, Junco FC's Rory Mann got a free kick in the 57th minute. John-Paul Mulligan took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Nath Ginn, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. In the 64th minute Nath Ginn shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but John-Paul Mulligan saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. After a defensive mix-up in Mr Bean's zone, Conan Elliot stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. John-Paul Mulligan came out of the goal and Conan Elliot tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play. John-Paul Mulligan didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Nath Ginn went, in the 67th minute, to the upper right corner, 5-0 was the resulting score. Mr Bean's John-Paul Mulligan played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Nath Ginn in the 70th minute of play. John-Paul Mulligan came out of the goal in the 72nd minute to try and stop a shot by Junco FC's Nath Ginn. But to his dismay, Nath Ginn quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 6-0. John-Paul Mulligan made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Leopold Weigant in the 74th minute of play. 77 minutes into the match, Nath Ginn notched a goal, 7-0, to the right of Mr Bean's John-Paul Mulligan. John-Paul Mulligan was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. Rory Mann sent away a hard shot on goal in the 80th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. John-Paul Mulligan took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Nath Ginn, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. John-Paul Mulligan showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Nath Ginn, who was totally free with the ball in the 84th minute. Nath Ginn took the ball and in the 90 minute, shot a rapid shot to the right of a surprised John-Paul Mulligan. John-Paul Mulligan dived to the right, and did manage to get a hand on the shot, but it still went into the right corner making it 8-0. Mr Bean's John-Paul Mulligan played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Nath Ginn in the 95th minute of play. There were very few away supporters still in the ground by the end of the match. Most of them had left early, disgusted by the way their team had been torn apart. Junco FC fully deserved thier win.