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Wellesbourne Stadium
Spectators: 5000 (Terracing: 4000, Seating: 1000, VIP seats: 0) The sun was shining, the grass was green and the audience cheered when Andy Sands got the match started through his kick off. Jerome Horner received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 7th minute. Bruce Woodford tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. Bruce Woodford was out of position in the 10 minute of play, and Jon Bowden capitalized on the mistake with a soft shot into the goal. Jon Bowden really showed his touch with that goal: 1-0. Jon Bowden sent away a hard shot on goal in the 13th minute, but the ball hit the crossbar and went out. A very good chance for a goal. 15 minutes into the game, Simon Busby was given a yellow card after he appeared to trip an opposing player. St1tchCorp's manager was livid on the sidelines, but the referee was unmoved and gave Bring Back Boris the free kick. Simon Busby kicked well hit freekick during the 15th minute of the match. Darius Harkin took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Andy Sands, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Darius Harkin took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Todd Woodhead, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Sebastien Story-Moore hit a great freekick 19 minutes into the match. St1tchCorp's Jerome Horner got a good chance for a goal in the 21st minute, but he totally mistimed the shot and it went over the crossbar. After 24 minutes, Giles Cook mouthed his way into the referee's book. The tension between the St1tchCorp and the Bring Back Boris players grew even worse after the yellow card. After 25 played minutes St1tchCorp got a freekick which was hit by Giles Cook. Andy Sands sent away a hard shot on goal in the 27th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. The supporters of St1tchCorp booed when Bring Back Boris was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 29 match minutes in a wonderful position. Roger Newby didn't get a good kick on the ball. Simon Busby sent away a hard shot on goal in the 36th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Darius Harkin showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Andy Sands, who was totally free with the ball in the 39th minute. An unexpectedly hard shot by Andy Sands in the 40th minute of play forced St1tchCorp's goalkeeper Darius Harkin to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. The attack was good, but when Jon Bowden in the 41st minute was about to shoot he didn't kick quite good enough and the ball went high over goal. After some careless play in the Bring Back Boris defense, Peter Longstaffe kicked a shot that curved into the net to the right of Bruce Woodford. The Bring Back Boris fans voiced their displeasure as they felt that Bruce Woodford should have stopped the shot. In the 47th minute, Den Butters hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field.

When the second half was about to start, both teams quickly lined up and Jon Bowden made a kick off. Bring Back Boris's Bruce Woodford played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Jon Bowden in the 53rd minute of play. A sloppy throw-in by Roger Newby in the 55th minute of the game went astray and was snapped up by St1tchCorp's Jerome Horner. 56 minutes into the match, Jerome Horner had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Bruce Woodford. Bring Back Boris's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Jerome Horner was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 3-0. In the 60th minute, Todd Woodhead hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Wes Carpenter fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 63rd minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Bruce Woodford having to interfere. After some fancy dribbling in the 68th minute, Simon Busby managed to get in a good position for a shot. St1tchCorp's supporters rose to their feet, but Simon Busby was a bit off balance and shot the ball just wide of the left post. Bruce Woodford breathed a sigh of relief and went to take the goal kick. During the 73rd minute of the match Simon Busby completely mistimed his tackle and brought down his opponent. The referee gave Simon Busby a yellow card, his second in the match, which meant he could no longer take part in the game. The supporters of Bring Back Boris booed when St1tchCorp was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 74 match minutes in a wonderful position. Simon Busby didn't get a good kick on the ball. St1tchCorp's Darius Harkin played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Andy Sands in the 75th minute of play. Darius Harkin took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Todd Woodhead, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Darius Harkin showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Todd Woodhead in the 79th minute of the match. St1tchCorp's Darius Harkin played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Todd Woodhead in the 81st minute of play. The corner led Bring Back Boris's Clive Woodford to fire away a dangerous shot which Darius Harkin despite some difficulties managed to get hold on the ball. After a defensive mix-up in Bring Back Boris's zone, Jon Bowden stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. Bruce Woodford came out of the goal and Jon Bowden tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play. Den Butters hit a great freekick 95 minutes into the match. The audience thought a goal was coming when Sebastien Story-Moore got free with Darius Harkin in the 96th minute, but the goalkeeper managed to catch the ball with a huge effort. When the referee ended the match the St1tchCorp players were able to celebrate. They had won a fair victory and recieved the ovations of their fans.