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Spectators: 8423 (Terracing: 6318, Seating: 1937, VIP seats: 168) It was fairly windy and cold on the field when Frank Osbourne kicked off to start the match. Batıkan Berksan could have scored with his fast shot on goal in the 4th minute of the match, but Pali Zapala made a huge save. If Martyn Kemp had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 5th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. 8 minutes into the match, Crystal Phallus's goal looked a bit too open when Victor Mallon came free, but Donny Rowell reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. 9 minutes into the game, Crystal Phallus's Franz Clifton nearly tore a hole in the net with a booming shot. Pali Zapala made a valiant effort, but he could not reach the ball in time, 1-0. Barca's Pali Zapala proved his good apprehension of play when he, in the 13th minute of the match, managed to save Barca from getting a goal against them. Crystal Phallus's attacker deliberately struck the ball against an opponent to win a corner for his team. The corner was taken by Noel Bush in the 14th minute. Pali Zapala didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Franz Clifton went, in the 21st minute, to the upper right corner, 2-1 was the resulting score. With a little luck, Barca's Pali Zapala got control of the ball when Martyn Kemp tried to sneak it across the goal line. Reg Hampton charged in rather forcefully in the 27th minute of the match, and managed to knock his opponent down. The referee showed Reg Hampton the yellow card, and asked the players to shake hands before continuing play. In the 28th minute, Reg Hampton hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. The supporters of Crystal Phallus booed when Barca was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 29 match minutes in a wonderful position. Aquiles Luar didn't get a good kick on the ball. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Franz Clifton in the 31st managed to get into a good position. With a left leg Pali Zapala saved Barca from getting behind. With a little luck, Barca's Pali Zapala got control of the ball when Franz Clifton tried to sneak it across the goal line. In the 38th minute Franz Clifton shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Pali Zapala saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. An unexpectedly hard shot by Ian Coe in the 42nd minute of play forced Barca's goalkeeper Pali Zapala to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Franz Clifton succeeded to score despite a near miss that spronge from right pole into the goal to 3-1 in the 44th playminute. Af the end of the first half the score was 3-1. The first half had gone as expected for the home team.

The players of the away team seemed most concentrated when Franz Clifton stepped up to make the kick off in the second half. Franz Clifton sent away a hard shot on goal in the 50th minute, but the ball hit the crossbar and went out. A very good chance for a goal. Pali Zapala came out of the goal in the 57th minute to try and stop a shot by Crystal Phallus's Noel Bush. But to his dismay, Noel Bush quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 4-1. Crystal Phallus's Donny Rowell proved his good apprehension of play when he, in the 60th minute of the match, managed to save Crystal Phallus from getting a goal against them. The audience was convinced that Franz Clifton's extremely hard shot when he got free in front of the goal was going in, but Pali Zapala was relentless in the 61st minute of the game. Jimmy Dickens hit a great freekick 62 minutes into the match. Pali Zapala showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Franz Clifton in the 63rd minute of the match. Donny Rowell showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Victor Mallon in the 64th minute of the match. When the match had gone on for 66 minutes, Franz Clifton put it in 5-1 from a short distance just to the right of Pali Zapala. Frank Osbourne who was well placed in front of the goal fired away a dangerous shot that in the 70thth minute tested the skills of Donny Rowell when he managed to save the team from getting behind. Pali Zapala didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Franz Clifton went, in the 74th minute, to the upper right corner, 6-1 was the resulting score. In the 77th match minute, Barca was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Jimmy Dickens to maneuver through the defense. Pali Zapala showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Franz Clifton in the 84th minute of the match. After a rather tough play, Crystal Phallus's Froilan Ignado got a free kick in the 84th minute. Frank Osbourne sent away a hard shot on goal in the 87th minute, but the ball hit the crossbar and went out. A very good chance for a goal. Martyn Kemp fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 92nd minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Pali Zapala having to interfere. Donny Rowell showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Victor Mallon, who was totally free with the ball in the 94th minute. When the referee ended the match the Crystal Phallus players were able to celebrate. They had won a fair victory and recieved the ovations of their fans.