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Douchebag convention
Spectators: 9254 (Terracing: 6942, Seating: 2128, VIP seats: 184) Dark clouds were building up when the players entered the field. None of the them looked very eager to play. Léo Gol started the match with the kick off. In the 4th minute, FC Douchebags's Léo Gol ran free of his marker and smoothly shot the ball into the goal behind Ksawery Bondel. Ksawery Bondel yelled at his defense, as they had left him out to dry. 1-0. With a little luck, AC Mayonnaise's Ksawery Bondel got control of the ball when Léo Gol tried to sneak it across the goal line. The audience was convinced that Léo Gol's extremely hard shot when he got free in front of the goal was going in, but Ksawery Bondel was relentless in the 11th minute of the game. An unexpectedly hard shot by Elias Tharaldsen in the 16th minute of play forced FC Douchebags's goalkeeper Arvin Lundin to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Elias Tharaldsen took the ball and in the 16 minute, shot a rapid shot to the right of a surprised Arvin Lundin. Arvin Lundin dived to the right, and did manage to get a hand on the shot, but it still went into the right corner making it 1-1. 20 minutes into the match, Elias Tharaldsen had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Arvin Lundin. FC Douchebags's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Elias Tharaldsen was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 1-2. In the 26th minute, Elias Tharaldsen ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Arvin Lundin was frozen by the shot and now it was 1-3. Arvin Lundin showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Elias Tharaldsen, who was totally free with the ball in the 29th minute. In the 31stth minute of the game Rimas Ciparis who was perfectly placed tried to make a shot on goal, but FC Douchebags's Arvin Lundin was lucky and managed to grab hold of the ball. The corner ended in Dan Stolpe almost managing to get the ball behind the net, but FC Douchebags's Arvin Lundin did a great save. If Elliot Kvarnström had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 35th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. In the 40th minute of the match, Léo Gol tried to roll the ball into the goal by the right post, but Ksawery Bondel saw his intentions and got control of the ball before it passed the line. In the 44th minute, Krister Örtlund hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. An unexpectedly hard shot by Léo Gol in the 47th minute of play forced AC Mayonnaise's goalkeeper Ksawery Bondel to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. When Léo Gol came up free with the goalie in the 48th minute, the FC Douchebags fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Léo Gol couldn't finish the play. Disappointed in the 1-3 score, the home team went to the dressing room to adjust tactics for the second half.

In the 58th minute Léo Gol shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Ksawery Bondel saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. AC Mayonnaise's Ksawery Bondel played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Léo Gol in the 64th minute of play. Ksawery Bondel made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Léo Gol in the 67th minute of play. Léo Gol received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 70th minute. Ksawery Bondel tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. FC Douchebags made a substitution. Ola Pilblad replaced King Leonidas. AC Mayonnaise's Andrey Nenkov was substituted for Elias Tharaldsen. FC Douchebags made a substitution. Harry Samuelsson replaced Léo Gol. 73 minutes into the match, AC Mayonnaise's goal looked a bit too open when Harry Samuelsson came free, but Ksawery Bondel reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. Arvin Lundin came out of the goal in the 78th minute to try and stop a shot by AC Mayonnaise's Dan Stolpe. But to his dismay, Dan Stolpe quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 1-4. AC Mayonnaise's Simon Clementsson was substituted for Rimas Ciparis. AC Mayonnaise's Åke Odeen was substituted for Joel Wiltshire. When FC Douchebags's Harry Samuelsson in the 84th minute got a chance for a shot 84th didn't hesitate and placed the ball to the right of the goalie. A beautiful save bye AC Mayonnaise's goalie prevented a goal. Andrey Nenkov blasted a shot towards the goal in the 85th minute, but the shot hit the top of the crossbar and went out without Arvin Lundin having to make a save. In the 88th minute Simon Clementsson shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Arvin Lundin saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. 89 minutes into the match, Emanuel Messi notched a goal, 1-5, to the right of FC Douchebags's Arvin Lundin. Arvin Lundin was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. In the 94th minute, Andrey Nenkov left the goalkeeper for dead before tapping the ball into the right side of the net. The AC Mayonnaise fans were clearly happy with the effort and the scoreboard reflected the new score: 1-6. After a rather tough play, FC Douchebags's Ola Pilblad got a free kick in the 96th minute. Dan Stolpe shot from long distance in the 98th minute, but Arvin Lundin was prepared and stopped the ball at the left post. The referee blew the final whistle, and the away crowd roared, having watched AC Mayonnaise eke out a victory against a very well matched opponent.