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Spectators: 7665 (Terracing: 5750, Seating: 1762, VIP seats: 153) It was fairly windy and cold on the field when Daniel Bratvold kicked off to start the match. 4 minutes into the game, David Melberg threw the ball into play from the sideline. FC Fuckups's Erling Westgaard quickly snatched the ball and retained possesion. In the 5th minute of the match, Erling Westgaard tried to roll the ball into the goal by the right post, but Espen Lyngås saw his intentions and got control of the ball before it passed the line. Cock & Balls United's Espen Lyngås proved his good apprehension of play when he, in the 7th minute of the match, managed to save Cock & Balls United from getting a goal against them. Eirik Nesset could have scored with his fast shot on goal in the 11th minute of the match, but Espen Lyngås made a huge save. Cock & Balls United's Espen Lyngås proved his good apprehension of play when he, in the 13th minute of the match, managed to save Cock & Balls United from getting a goal against them. If Eirik Nesset had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 19th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. Espen Lyngås made an important save on a dangerous shot by Tor-Henrik Øverås in the 20th minute. In the 24th match minute, Cock & Balls United was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Lukas Arntzen to maneuver through the defense. Roald Langerud blasted a shot towards the goal in the 33rd minute, but the shot hit the top of the crossbar and went out without Espen Lyngås having to make a save. 35 minutes into the match, Tor-Henrik Øverås notched a goal, 2-0, to the right of Cock & Balls United's Espen Lyngås. Espen Lyngås was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. Tor-Henrik Øverås fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 45th minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Espen Lyngås having to interfere. Eric Idsøe fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 47th minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Espen Lyngås having to interfere. All the noise was coming from the home fans when the whistle went for half-time. The home team had fought hardest to put themselves in a deserved lead.

The players of the home team were most fresh-looking when they entered the field to play the second half. Tor-Henrik Øverås was the one to do the kick off. In the 52nd minute Tor-Henrik Øverås shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Espen Lyngås saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. Tor-Henrik Øverås sent away a hard shot on goal in the 54th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. If Tor-Henrik Øverås had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 58th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. Eirik Nesset received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 60th minute. Espen Lyngås tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Tor-Henrik Øverås in the 62nd managed to get into a good position. With a left leg Espen Lyngås saved Cock & Balls United from getting behind. If Eirik Nesset had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 63rd minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. After having played for 64 minutes, Tor-Henrik Øverås managed to get in a good position for a shot on goal. FC Fuckups's supporters crossed their fingers, but Tor-Henrik Øverås was, after a quick turn that froze the defenders, out of balance and shot the ball just to the right of the goal. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Eirik Nesset in the 66th managed to get into a good position. With a left leg Espen Lyngås saved Cock & Balls United from getting behind. Roald Langerud took the ball and in the 69 minute, shot a rapid shot to the right of a surprised Espen Lyngås. Espen Lyngås dived to the right, and did manage to get a hand on the shot, but it still went into the right corner making it 3-0. Kristoffer Wikstrøm hit a great freekick 74 minutes into the match. Carl-Rune Bøthun kicked well hit freekick during the 76th minute of the match. A collision led to Cock & Balls United getting a freekick after 78 minutes play. Daniel Bratvold hit a great ball. Roald Langerud sent away a hard shot on goal in the 79th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Eirik Nesset received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 81st minute. Espen Lyngås tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. Espen Lyngås showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Carl-Rune Bøthun, who was totally free with the ball in the 87th minute. Arthur Nordlund made a fantastic save in the 95th minute, when Marius Åsen sent off a good shot on target. There was no doubt that FC Fuckups were the better team. FC Fuckups's players enjoyed the ovations of the crowd after the victory.