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Dome of Vor Frue
Spectators: 7422 (Terracing: 5567, Seating: 1707, VIP seats: 148) The mood of the audience was pleasant when Klavs Næhr made the kick off which started today's match. In the 2nd match minute, Team dildo jan was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Balthazar Lehnsted to maneuver through the defense. Jens Rosenvard was a little too slow when Emil Skovbølle got a fine hit on the ball which went right into the goal in the 6th minute. The score was now 1-0. After a rather tough play, Vor Frue FC's Balthazar Anoia got a free kick in the 9th minute. Team dildo jan's Jens Rosenvard played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Emil Skovbølle in the 15th minute of play. Jens Rosenvard stood for a superb save when he managed to get hold of Emil Skovbølle's shot from short distance in the 18th minute. When Emil Skovbølle came up free with the goalie in the 20th minute, the Vor Frue FC fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Emil Skovbølle couldn't finish the play. Jannik Bjergdam blasted a shot towards the goal in the 22nd minute, but the shot hit the top of the crossbar and went out without Jens Rosenvard having to make a save. Timm Frejsman took the ball and in the 23 minute, shot a rapid shot to the right of a surprised Jens Rosenvard. Jens Rosenvard dived to the right, and did manage to get a hand on the shot, but it still went into the right corner making it 2-0. In the 27th match minute, Team dildo jan was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Walther Rank to maneuver through the defense. After a rather tough play, Team dildo jan's Terkil Damvig got a free kick in the 30th minute. Jens Rosenvard made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Mikael Flen in the 31st minute of play. Tato Coira came out of the goal in the 35th minute to try and stop a shot by Team dildo jan's Walther Rank. But to his dismay, Walther Rank quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 2-1. Jens Rosenvard showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Emil Skovbølle, who was totally free with the ball in the 39th minute. Vor Frue FC's Tato Coira played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Pablo Hillestrøm in the 43rd minute of play. Jens Rosenvard made an important save on a dangerous shot by Timm Frejsman in the 44th minute. Tato Coira showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Klavs Næhr in the 46th minute of the match. If Emil Skovbølle had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 47th minute. The ball went over the crossbar instead. All the noise was coming from the home fans when the whistle went for half-time. The home team had fought hardest to put themselves in a deserved lead.

When the second half was about to start, both teams quickly lined up and Emil Skovbølle made a kick off. An unexpectedly hard shot by Emil Skovbølle in the 54th minute of play forced Team dildo jan's goalkeeper Jens Rosenvard to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Jens Rosenvard showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Jannik Bjergdam in the 55th minute of the match. Walther Rank kicked well hit freekick during the 56th minute of the match. 58 minutes into the game, Walther Rank recieved a splendid long ball, split the defenders, and gently placed the ball to the left of Tato Coira. Walther Rank showed that you don't have to tear a hole in the net to score, 2-2. In the 63rd minute Klavs Næhr shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Tato Coira saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. After 71 minutes, Emil Skovbølle made it 3-2 with a short kick to the right side. Team dildo jan's Jens Rosenvard tried to save the shot but he was too slow in reacting to the shot. Jens Rosenvard took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Emil Skovbølle, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Gregers Harteg received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 83rd minute. Jens Rosenvard tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. 88 minutes in the game, Emil Skovbølle dribbled his way through the penalty area and after maneuvering past an opponent, drilled a quick shot at the goal. The ball looked like it was going in, but it was hit a bit too hard and flew over the goal. After a defensive mix-up in Team dildo jan's zone, Hassan Happel stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. Jens Rosenvard came out of the goal and Hassan Happel tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play. 91 minutes into the match, Emil Skovbølle notched a goal, 4-2, to the right of Team dildo jan's Jens Rosenvard. Jens Rosenvard was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. There were very few away supporters still in the ground by the end of the match. Most of them had left early, disgusted by the way their team had been torn apart. Vor Frue FC fully deserved thier win.