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Rectal Arena
Spectators: 7981 (Terracing: 5987, Seating: 1835, VIP seats: 159) The field was rather wet after several days of rain when Joachim Pulix took the kick off in the first half of the match. Rectum Royale's Joannes Jonckheere played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Joachim Pulix in the 7th minute of play. After some careless play in the Rectum Royale defense, Joachim Pulix kicked a shot that curved into the net to the right of Joannes Jonckheere. The Rectum Royale fans voiced their displeasure as they felt that Joannes Jonckheere should have stopped the shot. Willem-Jan Lejeune received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 12th minute. Joannes Jonckheere tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. 14 minutes into the match, Rectum Royale's goal looked a bit too open when Mitch Stoffels came free, but Joannes Jonckheere reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. Joannes Jonckheere took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Hugo Arnoets, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Mitch Stoffels scored 0-2 in the 18th match minute with a shot that went into the goal to the right of Joannes Jonckheere, who was just a little too slow in reacting to the shot. Rectum Royale's Joannes Jonckheere played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Mitch Stoffels in the 23rd minute of play. In the 25thth minute of the game Joachim Pulix who was perfectly placed tried to make a shot on goal, but Rectum Royale's Joannes Jonckheere was lucky and managed to grab hold of the ball. Joannes Jonckheere took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Mitch Stoffels, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. An unexpectedly hard shot by Joachim Pulix in the 31st minute of play forced Rectum Royale's goalkeeper Joannes Jonckheere to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. An unexpectedly hard shot by Joachim Pulix in the 32nd minute of play forced Rectum Royale's goalkeeper Joannes Jonckheere to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Joannes Jonckheere showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Hugo Arnoets, who was totally free with the ball in the 33rd minute. Rectum Royale's Joannes Jonckheere played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Mitch Stoffels in the 34th minute of play. Joannes Jonckheere came out of the goal in the 36th minute to try and stop a shot by Barça's Mitch Stoffels. But to his dismay, Mitch Stoffels quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 0-3. 40 minutes into the match, Rectum Royale's goal looked a bit too open when Mitch Stoffels came free, but Joannes Jonckheere reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. 42 minutes into the match, Rectum Royale's goal looked a bit too open when Joachim Pulix came free, but Joannes Jonckheere reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. Joannes Jonckheere showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Hugo Arnoets in the 43rd minute of the match. Joannes Jonckheere showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Joachim Pulix, who was totally free with the ball in the 45th minute.

Joannes Jonckheere made a fantastic save in the 57th minute, when Joachim Pulix sent off a good shot on target. In the 63rd minute, Joachim Pulix ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Joannes Jonckheere was frozen by the shot and now it was 0-5. With a little luck, Rectum Royale's Joannes Jonckheere got control of the ball when Joachim Pulix tried to sneak it across the goal line. When Mitch Stoffels came up free with the goalie in the 69th minute, the Barça fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Mitch Stoffels couldn't finish the play. Mitch Stoffels fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 71st minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Joannes Jonckheere having to interfere. Hugo Arnoets sent away a hard shot on goal in the 72nd minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Rectum Royale's Joannes Jonckheere played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Mitch Stoffels in the 73rd minute of play. Mitch Stoffels could have scored with his fast shot on goal in the 76th minute of the match, but Joannes Jonckheere made a huge save. 78 minutes into the match, Joachim Pulix notched a goal, 0-6, to the right of Rectum Royale's Joannes Jonckheere. Joannes Jonckheere was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. Hugo Arnoets recieved an excellent pass in front of the goal in the 82nd minute. Unfortunately, he received the ball on his off foot and could only manage a weak shot that went over the goal. In the 83rd minute Mitch Stoffels shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Joannes Jonckheere saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. In the 87th minute, Mitch Stoffels ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Joannes Jonckheere was frozen by the shot and now it was 0-7. The crowd rose to their feet as Joachim Pulix kicked a wonderful shot that went in to the left of a diving Joannes Jonckheere. That made the score 0-8 in the 91 minute of play. Joannes Jonckheere made an important save on a dangerous shot by Joachim Pulix in the 95th minute. Joachim Pulix's shot straight on target was not completely harmless. The ball had pretty good speed, but Joannes Jonckheere firmly grabbed it by the left post. When the final whistle sounded Barça left the ground with the victory after a much better performance than Rectum Royale.