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The Slut Pit
Spectators: 8087 (Terracing: 6066, Seating: 1860, VIP seats: 161) Jemmett Mcgrath made the kick off and thus started the match. In the 3rd minute Jamie Howarth shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Teofil Kosmatka saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. 4 minutes into the game, James Carragher was given a yellow card after he appeared to trip an opposing player. Dunder Mifflin FC's manager was livid on the sidelines, but the referee was unmoved and gave LOS SUPRADEATH FC the free kick. James Carragher hit a great freekick 4 minutes into the match. 6 minutes into the match, Dunder Mifflin FC's goal looked a bit too open when Jamie Howarth came free, but Teofil Kosmatka reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. 柳银风's shot when he came free in front of the goal in the 9thth minute, Elliott Mcjenkins skillfully showed off with a save to what seemed to be an obvious goal. In the 10th minute, 柳银风 reached a very good position and smashed the ball with a huge effort into the net, just to the left of Elliott Mcjenkins. The goal made the score 1-0. In the 15thth minute of the game 柳银风 who was perfectly placed tried to make a shot on goal, but LOS SUPRADEATH FC's Elliott Mcjenkins was lucky and managed to grab hold of the ball. Teofil Kosmatka took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Arty Pack, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Elliott Mcjenkins was in the perfect position, and the defense had done a good job marking him, but Biggs Hanslow showcased his skills and made a perfect shot to score 2-0 in the 19 minute of play. If Biggs Hanslow had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 24th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. After a defensive mix-up in LOS SUPRADEATH FC's zone, 柳银风 stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. Elliott Mcjenkins came out of the goal and 柳银风 tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play. Biggs Hanslow fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 27th minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Elliott Mcjenkins having to interfere. A hard shot 30 in the game by 柳银风 from a close distance when the talented Elliott Mcjenkins managed to make a qualified save. LOS SUPRADEATH FC's players were relieved. In the 40th minute, Dunder Mifflin FC's Biggs Hanslow dribbled the ball into the box and hit a shot with the outside of his foot, sending the keeper the wrong way. 4-0. 44 minutes into the match, 柳银风 had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Elliott Mcjenkins. LOS SUPRADEATH FC's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that 柳银风 was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 5-0. The home fans were very happy to see their team leading 5-0 at half-time.

An unexpectedly hard shot by Biggs Hanslow in the 52nd minute of play forced LOS SUPRADEATH FC's goalkeeper Elliott Mcjenkins to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. After a defensive mix-up in LOS SUPRADEATH FC's zone, 柳银风 stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. Elliott Mcjenkins came out of the goal and 柳银风 tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play. Elliott Mcjenkins took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from 柳银风, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. In the 64thth minute of the game 柳银风 who was perfectly placed tried to make a shot on goal, but LOS SUPRADEATH FC's Elliott Mcjenkins was lucky and managed to grab hold of the ball. The audience thought a goal was coming when Jamie Howarth got free with Teofil Kosmatka in the 66th minute, but the goalkeeper managed to catch the ball with a huge effort. Carsyn Gracey's late challenge caught a Dunder Mifflin FC's player on the shin and left him crawling around in pain. The referee blew his whistle and produced the yellow card. Carsyn Gracey helped the player get up and apologised. A collision led to LOS SUPRADEATH FC getting a freekick after 68 minutes play. Carsyn Gracey hit a great ball. 71 minutes into the match, Biggs Hanslow notched a goal, 6-0, to the right of LOS SUPRADEATH FC's Elliott Mcjenkins. Elliott Mcjenkins was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. If 柳银风 had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 74th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. After 75 played minutes LOS SUPRADEATH FC got a freekick which was hit by Carsyn Gracey. 77 minutes into the match, 柳银风 notched a goal, 7-0, to the right of LOS SUPRADEATH FC's Elliott Mcjenkins. Elliott Mcjenkins was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. Dunder Mifflin FC's Grant Dollymore was substituted for Biggs Hanslow. 84 minutes into the game, Dunder Mifflin FC's 柳银风 nearly tore a hole in the net with a booming shot. Elliott Mcjenkins made a valiant effort, but he could not reach the ball in time, 8-0. In the 89th minute, James Carragher got an opportunity to score, but he didn't get a solid hit on the ball and ended up kicking it wide of the goal. Teofil Kosmatka took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Jemmett Mcgrath, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Dunder Mifflin FC's supporters were delighted with their team's performance and swarmed onto the pitch at the end of the match to celebrate the victory with the players.