Match date: 25-09-2024 00:00

Match length: 101 Minutes

Scrotum Kickers FC
vs.
Borussia Dortmund MZB

Match date: 25-09-2024 00:00

Match length: 101 Minutes

Scrotum Kickers FC vs. Borussia Dortmund MZB: 10-0

Scrotum Kickers FC

 
No Po Pl R
1 1 Gk P. Söderström       7.39
2 2 De T. van Alst       8.09
19 3 De F. Eutropio       11.45
18 4 De H. Kun Zheng       11.03
4 5 De H. Falkrantz       10.05
14 6 De F. Tacconelli       7.04
15 7 Mf Z. Furlit       10.42
17 8 Mf 59' D. Berglund       7.80
10 9 Mf B. Domamir     1 13.28
23 10 St 59' G. Maradona     1 4.46
20 11 St C. Donecea     7 25.76
21 12 St 59' R. Gråberg     1 4.90
6 13 Su V. Beneth       0.00
3 14 Su F. Vennerkvist       0.00
13 15 Mf 59' D. Barycz       5.05
12 16 Su R. Tinglöv       0.00
No: Shirt number
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
Pl: Player name
Yellow card
Second yellow card
Red card
Injury
Goals
Own Goal
R: Rating

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Match Facts SKFC BVB
Goals 10 0
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 0 0
Red cards 0 1
Free kicks 4 0
Penalty kicks 1 0
Corners 1 0
Shots on target 32 1
Possession 64% 36%
 
No Po Pl R
1 1 Gk M. Neuer       6.47
2 2 De M. Palmeira       -1.54
12 3 De 63' C. Seedorf   -1.01
4 4 De M. Maranhense       -1.54
10 5 Mf D. Fernandez       4.96
102 6 Mf L. Fabiano Breckenfeld       3.12
103 7 Mf K. Arrizabalaga       4.12
125 8 St L. Zhi       2.93
123 9 St O. de Senna       2.71
124 10 St S. Bergdal       4.04
No: Shirt number
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
Pl: Player name
Yellow card
Second yellow card
Red card
Injury
Goals
Own Goal
R: Rating

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Match Report

Big Scrotum
Spectators: 38 (Terracing: 29, Seating: 9, VIP seats: 0)
Borussia Dortmund MZB's Sune Bergdal started the match with a crisp pass. The crowd had been anticipating this game for weeks and the excitement in the stadium was easily visible. Michel Neuer made a fantastic save in the 4th minute, when Cosmin Donecea sent off a good shot on target. In the 7th play minute Cosmin Donecea came free and shot an unsuspected shot which went into goal from the right pole behind a surprised Michel Neuer. 1-0. Gonzalo Maradona fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 10th minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Michel Neuer having to interfere. With a little luck, Borussia Dortmund MZB's Michel Neuer got control of the ball when Cosmin Donecea tried to sneak it across the goal line. 16 minutes into the match, Cosmin Donecea notched a goal, 2-0, to the right of Borussia Dortmund MZB's Michel Neuer. Michel Neuer was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. The audience thought a goal was coming when Boguslaw Domamir got free with Michel Neuer in the 19th minute, but the goalkeeper managed to catch the ball with a huge effort. Borussia Dortmund MZB's goalkeeper couldn't reach when Gonzalo Maradona 23 minutes into the game got a good kick on the ball which found its way into goal just inside left pole. 3-0. 27 minutes into the match, Borussia Dortmund MZB's goalkeeper Michel Neuer had to clear away a ball on his right side after a cunning shot by Cosmin Donecea. Michel Neuer showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Gonzalo Maradona, who was totally free with the ball in the 28th minute. In the 29th minute Liu Zhi shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Per-Oskar Söderström saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. Borussia Dortmund MZB's Michel Neuer played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Cosmin Donecea in the 30th minute of play. Borussia Dortmund MZB's Michel Neuer proved his good apprehension of play when he, in the 32nd minute of the match, managed to save Borussia Dortmund MZB from getting a goal against them. 35 minutes into the match, Borussia Dortmund MZB's goalkeeper Michel Neuer had to clear away a ball on his right side after a cunning shot by Cosmin Donecea. In the 36th minute of the match Scrotum Kickers FC got a corner. Borussia Dortmund MZB's goalie ran out to the linesman to protest the call, but the linesman resolutely pointed his flag at the cornerflag. Boguslaw Domamir ran over to the corner to take the kick. A collision led to Borussia Dortmund MZB getting a freekick after 39 minutes play. Clarence Seedorf hit a great ball. Cosmin Donecea could have scored with his fast shot on goal in the 41st minute of the match, but Michel Neuer made a huge save. Borussia Dortmund MZB's goalkeeper couldn't reach when Cosmin Donecea 44 minutes into the game got a good kick on the ball which found its way into goal just inside left pole. 4-0. David Fernandez hit a great freekick 46 minutes into the match. Gonzalo Maradona received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 48th minute. Michel Neuer tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. No-one was surprised that the home team were leading 4-0 at half-time.

When the second half was about to start, both teams quickly lined up and Cosmin Donecea made a kick off. 55 minutes into the match, Borussia Dortmund MZB's goal looked a bit too open when Cosmin Donecea came free, but Michel Neuer reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. Scrotum Kickers FC made a substitution. Dawid Barycz replaced Dan Berglund. 67 minutes into the match, Cosmin Donecea had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Michel Neuer. Borussia Dortmund MZB's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Cosmin Donecea was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 6-0. After having played for 70 minutes, Liu Zhi managed to get in a good position for a shot on goal. Borussia Dortmund MZB's supporters crossed their fingers, but Liu Zhi was, after a quick turn that froze the defenders, out of balance and shot the ball just to the right of the goal. 72 minutes into the match, Cosmin Donecea had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Michel Neuer. Borussia Dortmund MZB's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Cosmin Donecea was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 7-0. Michel Neuer showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Cosmin Donecea in the 76th minute of the match. 78 minutes into the match, Borussia Dortmund MZB's goal looked a bit too open when Rudolf Gråberg came free, but Michel Neuer reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. Michel Neuer showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Cosmin Donecea, who was totally free with the ball in the 80th minute. Michel Neuer made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Cosmin Donecea in the 85th minute of play. A collision led to Borussia Dortmund MZB getting a freekick after 87 minutes play. David Fernandez hit a great ball. Rudolf Gråberg took the ball and in the 94 minute, shot a rapid shot to the right of a surprised Michel Neuer. Michel Neuer dived to the right, and did manage to get a hand on the shot, but it still went into the right corner making it 9-0. In the 99th minute, Boguslaw Domamir ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Michel Neuer was frozen by the shot and now it was 10-0. When the referee ended the match the Scrotum Kickers FC players were able to celebrate. They had won a fair victory and recieved the ovations of their fans.

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Scrotum Kickers FC

No  Pl Po G Sh SOT Pa   Ta   SV In
1  P. Söderström
1.  P. Söderström (Gk)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 3   (0%)
Ta 0
SV 1
In 0
Gk 0 0 0 3 0% 0 1 0
2  T. van Alst
2.  T. van Alst (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 5   (100%)
Ta 2   (50%)
SV 0
In 5
De 0 0 0 5 100% 2 50% 0 5
19  F. Eutropio
19.  F. Eutropio (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 8   (100%)
Ta 3   (100%)
SV 0
In 6
De 0 0 0 8 100% 3 100% 0 6
18  H. Kun Zheng
18.  H. Kun Zheng (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 6   (83%)
Ta 4   (100%)
SV 0
In 4
De 0 0 0 6 83% 4 100% 0 4
4  H. Falkrantz
4.  H. Falkrantz (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 5   (40%)
Ta 4   (75%)
SV 0
In 9
De 0 0 0 5 40% 4 75% 0 9
14  F. Tacconelli
14.  F. Tacconelli (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 1   (100%)
Ta 1   (100%)
SV 0
In 0
De 0 0 0 1 100% 1 100% 0 0
15  Z. Furlit
15.  Z. Furlit (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 11   (82%)
Ta 3   (33%)
SV 0
In 6
Mf 0 0 0 11 82% 3 33% 0 6
17  D. Berglund
17.  D. Berglund (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 8   (88%)
Ta 2   (50%)
SV 0
In 4
Mf 0 0 0 8 88% 2 50% 0 4
10  B. Domamir
10.  B. Domamir (Mf)
G 1
Sh 6
SOT 6
Pa 15   (80%)
Ta 4   (50%)
SV 0
In 3
Mf 1 6 6 15 80% 4 50% 0 3
23  G. Maradona
23.  G. Maradona (St)
G 1
Sh 4
SOT 2
Pa 2   (100%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 1
St 1 4 2 2 100% 0 0 1
20  C. Donecea
20.  C. Donecea (St)
G 7
Sh 20
SOT 20
Pa 9   (78%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 1
St 7 20 20 9 78% 0 0 1
21  R. Gråberg
21.  R. Gråberg (St)
G 1
Sh 4
SOT 4
Pa 1   (100%)
Ta 3   (33%)
SV 0
In 0
St 1 4 4 1 100% 3 33% 0 0
6  V. Beneth
6.  V. Beneth (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3  F. Vennerkvist
3.  F. Vennerkvist (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
13  D. Barycz
13.  D. Barycz (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (75%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 1
Mf 0 0 0 4 75% 0 0 1
12  R. Tinglöv
12.  R. Tinglöv (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total
G 10
Sh 34
SOT 32
Pa 78 (79%)
Ta 26 (65%)
SV 1
In 40
Total   10 34 32 78 79% 26 65% 1 40
No: Shirt number
Pl: Player name
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
G: Goals
Sh: Shots
SOT: Shots on target
Pa: Passes
Ta: Tackles
SV: Saves
In: Interceptions

Borussia Dortmund MZB

No  Pl Po G Sh SOT Pa   Ta   SV In
1  M. Neuer
1.  M. Neuer (Gk)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 19   (63%)
Ta 0
SV 20
In 0
Gk 0 0 0 19 63% 0 20 0
2  M. Palmeira
2.  M. Palmeira (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 5   (40%)
Ta 2   (100%)
SV 0
In 1
De 0 0 0 5 40% 2 100% 0 1
12  C. Seedorf
12.  C. Seedorf (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 8   (75%)
Ta 6   (83%)
SV 0
In 3
De 0 0 0 8 75% 6 83% 0 3
4  M. Maranhense
4.  M. Maranhense (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 1   (100%)
Ta 4   (0%)
SV 0
In 1
De 0 0 0 1 100% 4 0% 0 1
10  D. Fernandez
10.  D. Fernandez (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 18   (61%)
Ta 15   (60%)
SV 0
In 5
Mf 0 0 0 18 61% 15 60% 0 5
102  L. Fabiano Breckenfeld
102.  L. Fabiano Breckenfeld (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 15   (27%)
Ta 1   (100%)
SV 0
In 2
Mf 0 0 0 15 27% 1 100% 0 2
103  K. Arrizabalaga
103.  K. Arrizabalaga (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 13   (69%)
Ta 3   (33%)
SV 0
In 1
Mf 0 0 0 13 69% 3 33% 0 1
125  L. Zhi
125.  L. Zhi (St)
G 0
Sh 3
SOT 1
Pa 2   (100%)
Ta 3   (0%)
SV 0
In 1
St 0 3 1 2 100% 3 0% 0 1
123  O. de Senna
123.  O. de Senna (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (50%)
Ta 2   (0%)
SV 0
In 1
St 0 0 0 4 50% 2 0% 0 1
124  S. Bergdal
124.  S. Bergdal (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 10   (60%)
Ta 10   (20%)
SV 0
In 1
St 0 0 0 10 60% 10 20% 0 1
  Total
G 0
Sh 3
SOT 1
Pa 95 (58%)
Ta 46 (43%)
SV 20
In 16
Total   0 3 1 95 58% 46 43% 20 16
No: Shirt number
Pl: Player name
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
G: Goals
Sh: Shots
SOT: Shots on target
Pa: Passes
Ta: Tackles
SV: Saves
In: Interceptions