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Match date: 18-09-2024 19:08

Match length: 97 Minutes

Crystal Phallus
vs.
Uruguay

Match date: 18-09-2024 19:08

Match length: 97 Minutes

Crystal Phallus vs. Uruguay: 0-11

Crystal Phallus

 
No Po Pl R
49 1 Gk D. Butler       8.40
62 2 De J. Boyes       -1.75
58 3 De A. King       -1.75
63 4 De C. Tyrell       -1.54
73 5 Mf S. Milton       3.75
46 6 Mf H. Cooper       2.70
31 7 Mf D. Longthorn       2.70
72 8 Mf G. Tate       2.70
37 9 St C. Church       2.71
56 10 St L. Gates       2.71
57 11 St S. Thomas       2.71
No: Shirt number
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
Pl: Player name
Yellow card
Second yellow card
Red card
Injury
Goals
Own Goal
R: Rating

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Match Facts PHAL URU
Goals 0 11
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 0 0
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 0 4
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 0 0
Shots on target 0 41
Possession 34% 66%
 
No Po Pl R
11 1 Gk J. Gayoso       7.04
9 2 De K. Carballal       7.46
10 3 De J. Sainz       7.67
8 4 De C. Covarrubias       7.04
7 5 De A. Carvallo       10.19
5 6 De B. Beldad       7.88
3 7 Mf A. Gisbert     1 14.08
4 8 Mf C. Franco     1 13.41
6 9 Mf M. Escribano     2 18.09
1 10 St J. Cazalla       6.18
2 11 St F. Seco     7 29.33
15 12 Su F. Zorita       0.00
12 13 Su L. Moya       0.00
14 14 Su M. Garrido       0.00
13 15 Su L. Andrade       0.00
16 16 Su J. Espina       0.00
No: Shirt number
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
Pl: Player name
Yellow card
Second yellow card
Red card
Injury
Goals
Own Goal
R: Rating

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Match Report

Glossop
Spectators: 43 (Terracing: 33, Seating: 10, VIP seats: 0)
Dark clouds were building up when the players entered the field. None of the them looked very eager to play. Lawrence Gates started the match with the kick off. In the 3rdth minute of the game Francisco Seco who was perfectly placed tried to make a shot on goal, but Crystal Phallus's Dom Butler was lucky and managed to grab hold of the ball. Crystal Phallus's Dom Butler played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Francisco Seco in the 4th minute of play. When Uruguay's Francisco Seco in the 5th minute got a chance for a shot 5th didn't hesitate and placed the ball to the right of the goalie. A beautiful save bye Crystal Phallus's goalie prevented a goal. An unexpectedly hard shot by Francisco Seco in the 8th minute of play forced Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Dom Butler to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. When the match had gone on for 9 minutes, Francisco Seco put it in 0-1 from a short distance just to the right of Dom Butler. 12 minutes into the match, Francisco Seco notched a goal, 0-2, to the right of Crystal Phallus's Dom Butler. Dom Butler was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. In the 16th minute Francisco Seco shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Dom Butler saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. Dom Butler took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Maximiliano Escribano, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Francisco Seco received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 18th minute. Dom Butler tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. In the 19th match minute, Crystal Phallus was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Samuel Milton to maneuver through the defense. Dom Butler came out of the goal in the 21st minute to try and stop a shot by Uruguay's Francisco Seco. But to his dismay, Francisco Seco quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 0-3. After 23rd play minutes Francisco Seco shot 0-4, a short shot which went by Dom Butler and just under the crossbar into goal. Thanks to some nice foot action and superb ball handling Francisco Seco in the 26th minute a chance for a shot on goal. With an extended leg and a bit of luck Dom Butler prevented the ball from getting in the gole. Alberto Gisbert struck a weak shot in the 30th minute. Dom Butler didn't even have to move as the ball rolled over the line well wide of the goal. A wasted opportunity for Uruguay. When Uruguay's Francisco Seco in the 33rd minute got a chance for a shot 33rd didn't hesitate and placed the ball to the right of the goalie. A beautiful save bye Crystal Phallus's goalie prevented a goal. Dom Butler showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Alberto Gisbert in the 34th minute of the match. Francisco Seco fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 35th minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Dom Butler having to interfere. 38 minutes into the match, Crystal Phallus's goal looked a bit too open when Maximiliano Escribano came free, but Dom Butler reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. Dom Butler stood for a superb save when he managed to get hold of Francisco Seco's shot from short distance in the 39th minute. An unexpectedly hard shot by Maximiliano Escribano in the 40th minute of play forced Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Dom Butler to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Dom Butler stood for a superb save when he managed to get hold of Francisco Seco's shot from short distance in the 41st minute. Francisco Seco took the ball and in the 43 minute, shot a rapid shot to the right of a surprised Dom Butler. Dom Butler dived to the right, and did manage to get a hand on the shot, but it still went into the right corner making it 0-5.

The players of the away team seemed most concentrated when Francisco Seco stepped up to make the kick off in the second half. Francisco Secos short, quick shot in the 51stth minute got Dom Butler to make great effort and bar the ball away from getting in. 53 minutes into the match, Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Dom Butler had to clear away a ball on his right side after a cunning shot by Francisco Seco. Crystal Phallus's Dom Butler proved his good apprehension of play when he, in the 57th minute of the match, managed to save Crystal Phallus from getting a goal against them. Samuel Milton kicked well hit freekick during the 58th minute of the match. 61 minutes into the match, Francisco Seco had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Dom Butler. Crystal Phallus's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Francisco Seco was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 0-7. 64 minutes into the match, Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Dom Butler had to clear away a ball on his right side after a cunning shot by Francisco Seco. With a little luck, Crystal Phallus's Dom Butler got control of the ball when Camilo Franco tried to sneak it across the goal line. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Francisco Seco in the 66th managed to get into a good position. With a left leg Dom Butler saved Crystal Phallus from getting behind. 67 minutes into the match, Maximiliano Escribano dribbled the ball past the defender and swiftly kicked the ball to the left of Dom Butler, 0-8. Dom Butler took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Alberto Gisbert, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Alberto Gisbert scored 0-9 in the 72nd match minute with a shot that went into the goal to the right of Dom Butler, who was just a little too slow in reacting to the shot. In the 75th minute, Stuart Thomas hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Dom Butler showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Maximiliano Escribano in the 77th minute of the match. 78 minutes into the match, Uruguay's Francisco Seco sent off a blazing shot straight on target, a shot that Dom Butler narrowly saved just below the crossbar. Dom Butler made an important save on a dangerous shot by Francisco Seco in the 79th minute. A hard shot 85 in the game by Francisco Seco from a close distance when the talented Dom Butler managed to make a qualified save. Crystal Phallus's players were relieved. 86 minutes into the match, Camilo Franco dribbled the ball past the defender and swiftly kicked the ball to the left of Dom Butler, 0-10. Francisco Secos short, quick shot in the 89thth minute got Dom Butler to make great effort and bar the ball away from getting in. Harvey Cooper hit a great freekick 90 minutes into the match. Francisco Seco in the 92ndth minute had a little luck and got a chance for a shot in front of the goal. Without hesitation aimed to the right of Dom Butler, who managed to lunge to the right direction and made a save. When the match had gone on for 93 minutes, Maximiliano Escribano took a quick shot and it went in 0-11 without a chance for Dom Butler to make any attempt to save it. Thanks to some nice foot action and superb ball handling Maximiliano Escribano in the 96th minute a chance for a shot on goal. With an extended leg and a bit of luck Dom Butler prevented the ball from getting in the gole. When the match was over Uruguay could go home with a victory in their luggage, having controlled the game far better than Crystal Phallus throughout the match.

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Crystal Phallus

No  Pl Po G Sh SOT Pa   Ta   SV In
49  D. Butler
49.  D. Butler (Gk)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 34   (9%)
Ta 0
SV 29
In 0
Gk 0 0 0 34 9% 0 29 0
62  J. Boyes
62.  J. Boyes (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 2   (50%)
Ta 1   (0%)
SV 0
In 0
De 0 0 0 2 50% 1 0% 0 0
58  A. King
58.  A. King (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 1   (0%)
SV 0
In 0
De 0 0 0 0 1 0% 0 0
63  C. Tyrell
63.  C. Tyrell (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (0%)
Ta 5   (0%)
SV 0
In 1
De 0 0 0 4 0% 5 0% 0 1
73  S. Milton
73.  S. Milton (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 9   (11%)
Ta 10   (20%)
SV 0
In 5
Mf 0 0 0 9 11% 10 20% 0 5
46  H. Cooper
46.  H. Cooper (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 3   (0%)
Ta 6   (50%)
SV 0
In 0
Mf 0 0 0 3 0% 6 50% 0 0
31  D. Longthorn
31.  D. Longthorn (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 2   (100%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Mf 0 0 0 2 100% 0 0 0
72  G. Tate
72.  G. Tate (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 1   (0%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Mf 0 0 0 1 0% 0 0 0
37  C. Church
37.  C. Church (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (50%)
Ta 1   (0%)
SV 0
In 0
St 0 0 0 4 50% 1 0% 0 0
56  L. Gates
56.  L. Gates (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 5   (40%)
Ta 1   (100%)
SV 0
In 0
St 0 0 0 5 40% 1 100% 0 0
57  S. Thomas
57.  S. Thomas (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 1   (0%)
Ta 2   (100%)
SV 0
In 0
St 0 0 0 1 0% 2 100% 0 0
  Total
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 65 (17%)
Ta 27 (30%)
SV 29
In 6
Total   0 0 0 65 17% 27 30% 29 6
No: Shirt number
Pl: Player name
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
G: Goals
Sh: Shots
SOT: Shots on target
Pa: Passes
Ta: Tackles
SV: Saves
In: Interceptions

Uruguay

No  Pl Po G Sh SOT Pa   Ta   SV In
11  J. Gayoso
11.  J. Gayoso (Gk)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Gk 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
9  K. Carballal
9.  K. Carballal (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 6   (100%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 2
De 0 0 0 6 100% 0 0 2
10  J. Sainz
10.  J. Sainz (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 2   (100%)
Ta 2   (0%)
SV 0
In 3
De 0 0 0 2 100% 2 0% 0 3
8  C. Covarrubias
8.  C. Covarrubias (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 3   (67%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
De 0 0 0 3 67% 0 0 0
7  A. Carvallo
7.  A. Carvallo (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 2   (50%)
Ta 1   (0%)
SV 0
In 15
De 0 0 0 2 50% 1 0% 0 15
5  B. Beldad
5.  B. Beldad (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 7   (100%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 4
De 0 0 0 7 100% 0 0 4
3  A. Gisbert
3.  A. Gisbert (Mf)
G 1
Sh 6
SOT 4
Pa 15   (87%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 9
Mf 1 6 4 15 87% 0 0 9
4  C. Franco
4.  C. Franco (Mf)
G 1
Sh 3
SOT 2
Pa 5   (80%)
Ta 1   (100%)
SV 0
In 8
Mf 1 3 2 5 80% 1 100% 0 8
6  M. Escribano
6.  M. Escribano (Mf)
G 2
Sh 7
SOT 7
Pa 15   (100%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 9
Mf 2 7 7 15 100% 0 0 9
1  J. Cazalla
1.  J. Cazalla (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 5   (80%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
St 0 0 0 5 80% 0 0 0
2  F. Seco
2.  F. Seco (St)
G 7
Sh 32
SOT 28
Pa 9   (100%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 4
St 7 32 28 9 100% 0 0 4
15  F. Zorita
15.  F. Zorita (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
12  L. Moya
12.  L. Moya (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
14  M. Garrido
14.  M. Garrido (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
13  L. Andrade
13.  L. Andrade (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
16  J. Espina
16.  J. Espina (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total
G 11
Sh 48
SOT 41
Pa 69 (91%)
Ta 4 (25%)
SV 0
In 54
Total   11 48 41 69 91% 4 25% 0 54
No: Shirt number
Pl: Player name
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
G: Goals
Sh: Shots
SOT: Shots on target
Pa: Passes
Ta: Tackles
SV: Saves
In: Interceptions