Friendly League

Glossop
Spectators: 40 (Terracing: 31, Seating: 9, VIP seats: 0) The mood of the audience was pleasant when Barney Garner made the kick off which started today's match. In the 2nd minute, Barney Garner ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Vince Bannatyne was frozen by the shot and now it was 0-1. 11 minutes into the match, Crystal Phallus's goal looked a bit too open when Barney Garner came free, but Vince Bannatyne reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. Vince Bannatyne showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Perry Boyd, who was totally free with the ball in the 34th minute. Vince Bannatyne took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Barney Garner, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Vince Bannatyne showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Daniel Crabtree, who was totally free with the ball in the 42nd minute. After having played for 45 minutes, Barney Garner managed to get in a good position for a shot on goal. Juventus Telford's supporters crossed their fingers, but Barney Garner was, after a quick turn that froze the defenders, out of balance and shot the ball just to the right of the goal. The crowd was extremely unhappy with the home team's performance in the first half. They were losing 0-1.

Both teams looked relatively alert before the second half when the referee blew his whistle to tell Ian Coe to make the kick off. 54 minutes into the match, Barney Garner notched a goal, 0-2, to the right of Crystal Phallus's Vince Bannatyne. Vince Bannatyne was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. Crystal Phallus's attentive Dominik Flis managed to snatch the ball when Ronny Gray made a throw-in in the 58th minute of the game. When Barney Garner came up free with the goalie in the 64th minute, the Juventus Telford fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Barney Garner couldn't finish the play. If Keith Sheppard had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 67th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. If Daniel Crabtree had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 75th minute. The ball went over the crossbar instead. In the 83rd play minute Daniel Crabtree came free and shot an unsuspected shot which went into goal from the right pole behind a surprised Vince Bannatyne. 0-3. When Keith Sheppard came up free with the goalie in the 87th minute, the Crystal Phallus fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Keith Sheppard couldn't finish the play. If Barney Garner had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 90th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. Vince Bannatyne made a fantastic save in the 94th minute, when Tris Hurst sent off a good shot on target. The Juventus Telford players were relieved to hear the final whistle blow to end the match. The away crowd was happy to see their team win after a very tight game.