Friendly League

Giuseppe Meazza
Spectators: 39 (Terracing: 30, Seating: 9, VIP seats: 0) Los Tatangelos's Bilal Pekant started the match with a crisp pass. The crowd had been anticipating this game for weeks and the excitement in the stadium was easily visible. Tamer Siraceddin made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Harvey Cooper in the 5th minute of play. In the 6th play minute Bilal Pekant came free and shot an unsuspected shot which went into goal from the right pole behind a surprised Vince Bannatyne. 1-0. Vince Bannatyne showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Cuma Han in the 9th minute of the match. In the 9th minute Cuma Han shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Vince Bannatyne saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. Crystal Phallus's defense didn't have a chance, in the 11th minute, when Ümit Durukan scored to the left of an out of position Vince Bannatyne, making the score, 2-0. Crystal Phallus's Vince Bannatyne played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Cuma Han in the 15th minute of play. Bilal Pekant could have scored with his fast shot on goal in the 17th minute of the match, but Vince Bannatyne made a huge save. In the 20th minute Bilal Pekant shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Vince Bannatyne saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. In the 21st minute, Chris Tyrell hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Alistair Ferdinand lost his temper 28 minutes into the game and shoved another player to the ground. He was immediately shown a red card. In the 28th match minute, Crystal Phallus was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Alistair Ferdinand to maneuver through the defense. Vince Bannatyne showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Cuma Han in the 30th minute of the match. Vince Bannatyne made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Cuma Han in the 30th minute of play. Cuma Han scored 3-0 in the 32nd match minute with a shot that went into the goal to the right of Vince Bannatyne, who was just a little too slow in reacting to the shot. 36 minutes into the match, Cuma Han had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Vince Bannatyne. Crystal Phallus's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Cuma Han was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 4-0. 44 minutes into the match, Bilal Pekant had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Vince Bannatyne. Crystal Phallus's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Bilal Pekant was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 5-0. Vince Bannatyne made an important save on a dangerous shot by Cuma Han in the 47th minute. The away team players looked dejected as the walked off the pitch at half time. They had fought hard, but were still losing 5-0.

When the second half was about to start, both teams quickly lined up and Keith Sheppard made a kick off. An unexpectedly hard shot by Cuma Han in the 54th minute of play forced Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Vince Bannatyne to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Vince Bannatyne didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Cuma Han went, in the 59th minute, to the upper right corner, 7-0 was the resulting score. An unexpectedly hard shot by Cuma Han in the 62nd minute of play forced Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Vince Bannatyne to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. 67 minutes into the match, Ümit Durukan notched a goal, 8-0, to the right of Crystal Phallus's Vince Bannatyne. Vince Bannatyne was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. In the 71st minute Bilal Pekant shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Vince Bannatyne saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. The referee was alert and spotted a serious foul by Keith Sheppard during the 71st minute. The player immediately received a yellow card. After a rather tough play, Crystal Phallus's Keith Sheppard got a free kick in the 71st minute. Bilal Pekant received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 72nd minute. Vince Bannatyne tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. After some careless play in the Crystal Phallus defense, Cuma Han kicked a shot that curved into the net to the right of Vince Bannatyne. The Crystal Phallus fans voiced their displeasure as they felt that Vince Bannatyne should have stopped the shot. In the 82nd minute, Cuma Han hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Chris Tyrell kicked well hit freekick during the 84th minute of the match. After recieving a nice pass, Los Tatangelos's Münir Soysan tried to score from far away in the 85th minute, but the ball went over the crossbar. 86 minutes into the match, Ümit Durukan had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Vince Bannatyne. Crystal Phallus's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Ümit Durukan was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 10-0. After 90 minutes, Kayhan İmge mouthed his way into the referee's book. The tension between the Los Tatangelos and the Crystal Phallus players grew even worse after the yellow card. The supporters of Crystal Phallus booed when Los Tatangelos was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 90 match minutes in a wonderful position. Kayhan İmge didn't get a good kick on the ball. Los Tatangelos's supporters were delighted with their team's performance and swarmed onto the pitch at the end of the match to celebrate the victory with the players.