Friendly League

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Spectators: 38 (Terracing: 29, Seating: 9, VIP seats: 0) The supporters of Chotów SSA booed when Crystal Phallus was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 2 match minutes in a wonderful position. Alfie Heath didn't get a good kick on the ball. Ian Coe in the 7thth minute had a little luck and got a chance for a shot in front of the goal. Without hesitation aimed to the right of Florian Barciniak, who managed to lunge to the right direction and made a save. Crystal Phallus were awarded a corner in the 8th minute after Chotów SSA's defender lost control of the ball, allowing it to roll out over the line. Alistair Ferdinand took the corner. After 9 minutes, Jerzy Marchlewicz mouthed his way into the referee's book. The tension between the Chotów SSA and the Crystal Phallus players grew even worse after the yellow card. In the 9th minute, Jerzy Marchlewicz hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. When Ksawery Robak fell near the penalty area in the 12th minute he thought he would be awarded a free kick. The referee ignored Chotów SSA's protests and gave Ksawery Robak a yellow card for diving instead. In the 12th minute, Ksawery Robak hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Zbyszko Kalinowski hit a great freekick 13 minutes into the match. Florian Barciniak was in the perfect position, and the defense had done a good job marking him, but Keith Sheppard showcased his skills and made a perfect shot to score 1-0 in the 15 minute of play. Ksawery Robak kicked well hit freekick during the 19th minute of the match. Ian Coe received a nice pass, split the defenders, and ran untouched towards the goal. Florian Barciniak came out and tried to block the shot, but Ian Coe slotted it home off the left post making it 2-0 in the 24th minute. In the 27th match minute, Crystal Phallus was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Alfie Heath to maneuver through the defense. 28 minutes into the match, Chotów SSA's Ksawery Robak sent off a blazing shot straight on target, a shot that Vince Bannatyne narrowly saved just below the crossbar. 29 minutes into the match, Crystal Phallus's goal looked a bit too open when Ksawery Robak came free, but Vince Bannatyne reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. In the 30th minute of the match Chotów SSA got a corner. Crystal Phallus's goalie ran out to the linesman to protest the call, but the linesman resolutely pointed his flag at the cornerflag. Ksawery Robak ran over to the corner to take the kick. The corner led Chotów SSA's Ksawery Robak to fire away a dangerous shot which Vince Bannatyne despite some difficulties managed to get hold on the ball. Florian Barciniak came out of the goal in the 33rd minute to try and stop a shot by Crystal Phallus's Ian Coe. But to his dismay, Ian Coe quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 3-0. In the 39th match minute, Crystal Phallus was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Keith Sheppard to maneuver through the defense. A hard shot 43 in the game by Ian Coe from a close distance when the talented Florian Barciniak managed to make a qualified save. Chotów SSA's players were relieved. 44 minutes into the game, Zbyszko Kalinowski was given a yellow card after he appeared to trip an opposing player. Chotów SSA's manager was livid on the sidelines, but the referee was unmoved and gave Crystal Phallus the free kick. Ksawery Robak received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 47th minute. Vince Bannatyne tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. When the referee blew for the end of the half the home team players were clearly happier, as they went in to the break leading 3-0.

The players of the away team seemed most concentrated when Ksawery Robak stepped up to make the kick off in the second half. Ian Coe received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 56th minute. Florian Barciniak tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. An unexpectedly hard shot by Ian Coe in the 68th minute of play forced Chotów SSA's goalkeeper Florian Barciniak to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. In the 71st match minute, Crystal Phallus was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Keith Sheppard to maneuver through the defense. Ksawery Robak hit a great freekick 72 minutes into the match. Albert King blasted a shot towards the goal in the 73rd minute, but the shot hit the top of the crossbar and went out without Florian Barciniak having to make a save. When Albert King came up free with the goalie in the 75th minute, the Crystal Phallus fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Albert King couldn't finish the play. Chotów SSA's Florian Barciniak played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Ian Coe in the 77th minute of play. The referee was alert and spotted a serious foul by Korneliusz Rode during the 78th minute. The player immediately received a yellow card. The referee blew the whistle for a penalty in the 78th minute of the game. One of Chotów SSA:s players had nearly got his shirt torn off by an opponent while getting free in front of Crystal Phallus:s goal. In the 80th minute there was a penalty for Crystal Phallus. Alistair Ferdinand stepped forward and shot the ball to the right of a diving Florian Barciniak. 4-0. Florian Barciniak took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Ian Coe, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. After a rather tough play, Crystal Phallus's Alfie Heath got a free kick in the 90th minute. In the 92nd minute, Chris Tyrell hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. An unexpectedly hard shot by Ksawery Robak in the 95th minute of play forced Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Vince Bannatyne to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. After 97 played minutes Chotów SSA got a freekick which was hit by Przemyslaw Wojtyna. The referee blew his whistle, and the match came to a close. The players exchanged shirts and headed down the tunnel. The Crystal Phallus fans cheered their team off the field, for while Chotów SSA had put up a good fight, they were unable to come out of the game with any points to show for their effort.