Friendly League

Arena Quebradeira
Spectators: 36 (Terracing: 28, Seating: 8, VIP seats: 0) In the 2nd minute, Elói Branco hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. An unexpectedly hard shot by Elói Branco in the 7th minute of play forced Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Dom Butler to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Dom Butler showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Aírton Queirós, who was totally free with the ball in the 9th minute. Elói Branco received a nice pass, split the defenders, and ran untouched towards the goal. Dom Butler came out and tried to block the shot, but Elói Branco slotted it home off the left post making it 1-0 in the 10th minute. A collision led to Crystal Phallus getting a freekick after 18 minutes play. Rhys Shepherd hit a great ball. In the 22nd minute Stuart Thomas shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Vitório Britto saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. The supporters of Crystal Phallus booed when Quebra Ossos FC was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 23 match minutes in a wonderful position. Téo Fonseca didn't get a good kick on the ball. An unexpectedly hard shot by Stuart Thomas in the 28th minute of play forced Quebra Ossos FC's goalkeeper Vitório Britto to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. A collision led to Quebra Ossos FC getting a freekick after 29 minutes play. Aírton Queirós hit a great ball. In the 33rd minute of the match, Elói Branco tried to roll the ball into the goal by the right post, but Dom Butler saw his intentions and got control of the ball before it passed the line. Dom Butler showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Elói Branco, who was totally free with the ball in the 34th minute. In the 37th minute Albert King shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Vitório Britto saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. In the 38th minute Rhys Shepherd shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Vitório Britto saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. After some careless play in the Crystal Phallus defense, Elói Branco kicked a shot that curved into the net to the right of Dom Butler. The Crystal Phallus fans voiced their displeasure as they felt that Dom Butler should have stopped the shot. The long shot by Betão Marinho in the 45th minute really tested Dom Butler's skills. The ball was on its way into the goal to the left of him when he managed to stretch himself and save the shot and avoid a goal. Through an outstanding action, after 47 minutes, Dom Butler successfully got his hands on the ball before it slid into the goal at the right post.

Both teams looked relatively alert before the second half when the referee blew his whistle to tell Albert King to make the kick off. Dom Butler made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Elói Branco in the 51st minute of play. 51 minutes into the match, Elói Branco had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Dom Butler. Crystal Phallus's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Elói Branco was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 4-0. 56 minutes into the game, Quebra Ossos FC's Elói Branco nearly tore a hole in the net with a booming shot. Dom Butler made a valiant effort, but he could not reach the ball in time, 5-0. Quebra Ossos FC's defense didn't have a chance, in the 59th minute, when Chris Tyrell scored to the left of an out of position Vitório Britto, making the score, 5-1. Vitório Britto came out of the goal in the 63rd minute to try and stop a shot by Crystal Phallus's Albert King. But to his dismay, Albert King quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 5-2. The throw-in from Paulo de Barros in the 66th minute of the game was unfortunally taken care of by Crystal Phallus's Chris Tyrell. 68 minutes into the match, Quebra Ossos FC's goal looked a bit too open when Albert King came free, but Vitório Britto reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. 73 minutes into the match, Quebra Ossos FC's goalkeeper Vitório Britto had to clear away a ball on his right side after a cunning shot by Albert King. Harvey Cooper fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 79th minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Vitório Britto having to interfere. In the 80th minute, Barry Clifford hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Quebra Ossos FC's Gugu Saldanha couldn't find anyone to pass the ball to, so he shot a long shot towards the goal in the 81st minute. The shot went wide which resulted in a goal kick for Crystal Phallus. 84 minutes into the match, Crystal Phallus's goal looked a bit too open when Gugu Saldanha came free, but Dom Butler reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. Stuart Thomas struck a weak shot in the 85th minute. Vitório Britto didn't even have to move as the ball rolled over the line well wide of the goal. A wasted opportunity for Crystal Phallus. Crystal Phallus's Chris Tyrell managed, thanks to a brazen rush, stole the ball on a throw-in made by Paulo de Barros in the 88 minute of the game. The referee was alert and spotted a serious foul by Elói Branco during the 89th minute. The player immediately received a yellow card. The supporters of Crystal Phallus booed when Quebra Ossos FC was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 89 match minutes in a wonderful position. Elói Branco didn't get a good kick on the ball. In the 92nd minute, Albert King left the goalkeeper for dead before tapping the ball into the right side of the net. The Crystal Phallus fans were clearly happy with the effort and the scoreboard reflected the new score: 5-3. Quebra Ossos FC's fans were exulted and cheered after their team won in a match that could easily have gone the other way.