Official Cup

Glossop
Spectators: 160 (Terracing: 120, Seating: 37, VIP seats: 3) The mood of the audience was pleasant when Albert King made the kick off which started today's match. Harvey Cooper kicked well hit freekick during the 2nd minute of the match. Radoslaw Arendarski showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Albert King, who was totally free with the ball in the 4th minute. Radoslaw Arendarski showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Rhys Shepherd in the 5th minute of the match. Dom Butler came out of the goal in the 9th minute to try and stop a shot by RW AHLEN-KNURÓW's Kryspin Miodek. But to his dismay, Kryspin Miodek quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 0-1. 13 minutes into the game, Albert King recieved a splendid long ball, split the defenders, and gently placed the ball to the left of Radoslaw Arendarski. Albert King showed that you don't have to tear a hole in the net to score, 1-1. Igor Brytan hit a great freekick 19 minutes into the match. In the 22nd minute, Crystal Phallus's Albert King ran free of his marker and smoothly shot the ball into the goal behind Radoslaw Arendarski. Radoslaw Arendarski yelled at his defense, as they had left him out to dry. 2-1. The audience thought a goal was coming when Rhys Shepherd got free with Radoslaw Arendarski in the 26th minute, but the goalkeeper managed to catch the ball with a huge effort. In the 27th minute, Albert King ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Radoslaw Arendarski was frozen by the shot and now it was 3-1. The audience was convinced that Albert King's extremely hard shot when he got free in front of the goal was going in, but Radoslaw Arendarski was relentless in the 29th minute of the game. RW AHLEN-KNURÓW's Radoslaw Arendarski proved his good apprehension of play when he, in the 31st minute of the match, managed to save RW AHLEN-KNURÓW from getting a goal against them. After some fancy dribbling in the 32nd minute, Lucjan Dropinski managed to get in a good position for a shot. RW AHLEN-KNURÓW's supporters rose to their feet, but Lucjan Dropinski was a bit off balance and shot the ball just wide of the left post. Dom Butler breathed a sigh of relief and went to take the goal kick. Radoslaw Arendarski showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Stuart Thomas, who was totally free with the ball in the 36th minute. Harvey Cooper's shot straight on target was not completely harmless. The ball had pretty good speed, but Radoslaw Arendarski firmly grabbed it by the left post. Radoslaw Arendarski showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Chris Tyrell, who was totally free with the ball in the 38th minute. Radoslaw Arendarski showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Albert King, who was totally free with the ball in the 40th minute. Radoslaw Arendarski made a fantastic save in the 43rd minute, when Chris Tyrell sent off a good shot on target. In the 44th minute, Rhys Shepherd left the goalkeeper for dead before tapping the ball into the right side of the net. The Crystal Phallus fans were clearly happy with the effort and the scoreboard reflected the new score: 4-1. A collision led to RW AHLEN-KNURÓW getting a freekick after 48 minutes play. Jacek Prosowski hit a great ball.

Both teams looked relatively alert before the second half when the referee blew his whistle to tell Lucjan Dropinski to make the kick off. A collision led to RW AHLEN-KNURÓW getting a freekick after 52 minutes play. Igor Brytan hit a great ball. Lawrence Gates, 53 minutes into the match, dribbled the ball up the side of the field and decided to take a long shot at the goal. Unfortunately, the ball was poorly hit and landed closer to the corner than to the goal. An unexpectedly hard shot by Harvey Cooper in the 55th minute of play forced RW AHLEN-KNURÓW's goalkeeper Radoslaw Arendarski to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Radoslaw Arendarski showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Stuart Thomas in the 57th minute of the match. In the 60th minute, Barry Clifford hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. In the 61st minute the ball was on its way in behind Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Dom Butler, but with the help of a sacrificing defense, he could catch the ball at the crossbar. In the 63rd minute, Albert King made a precise shot to the right of Radoslaw Arendarski. RW AHLEN-KNURÓW's defense was at fault, and the scoreboard reflected the new score, 5-1. 66 minutes into the game, Lawrence Gates was given a yellow card after he appeared to trip an opposing player. Crystal Phallus's manager was livid on the sidelines, but the referee was unmoved and gave RW AHLEN-KNURÓW the free kick. The supporters of RW AHLEN-KNURÓW booed when Crystal Phallus was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 66 match minutes in a wonderful position. Lawrence Gates didn't get a good kick on the ball. Radoslaw Arendarski made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Albert King in the 69th minute of play. An unexpectedly hard shot by Barry Clifford in the 70th minute of play forced RW AHLEN-KNURÓW's goalkeeper Radoslaw Arendarski to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. When Crystal Phallus's Barry Clifford in the 70th minute got a chance for a shot 70th didn't hesitate and placed the ball to the right of the goalie. A beautiful save bye RW AHLEN-KNURÓW's goalie prevented a goal. Radoslaw Arendarski took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Albert King, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. In the 74th minute, Albert King made a precise shot to the right of Radoslaw Arendarski. RW AHLEN-KNURÓW's defense was at fault, and the scoreboard reflected the new score, 6-1. Albert King scored 7-1 in the 77th match minute with a shot that went into the goal to the right of Radoslaw Arendarski, who was just a little too slow in reacting to the shot. Radoslaw Arendarski didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Chris Tyrell went, in the 80th minute, to the upper right corner, 8-1 was the resulting score. After a rather tough play, Crystal Phallus's Stuart Thomas got a free kick in the 82nd minute. Barry Clifford hit a great freekick 84 minutes into the match. 86 minutes into the match, RW AHLEN-KNURÓW's Kryspin Miodek sent off a blazing shot straight on target, a shot that Dom Butler narrowly saved just below the crossbar. Harvey Cooper blasted a shot towards the goal in the 88th minute, but the shot hit the top of the crossbar and went out without Radoslaw Arendarski having to make a save. 90 minutes into the match, Chris Tyrell had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Radoslaw Arendarski. RW AHLEN-KNURÓW's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Chris Tyrell was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 9-1. Crystal Phallus's Rhys Shepherd got a good chance for a goal in the 95th minute, but he totally mistimed the shot and it went over the crossbar. Stuart Thomas hit a great freekick 96 minutes into the match. When the referee ended the match the Crystal Phallus players were able to celebrate. They had won a fair victory and recieved the ovations of their fans.