Official Cup

Glossop
Spectators: 155 (Terracing: 117, Seating: 35, VIP seats: 3) Dark clouds were building up when the players entered the field. None of the them looked very eager to play. Alvaro Montrell started the match with the kick off. The supporters of Crystal Phallus booed when Copérnico F.C. was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 2 match minutes in a wonderful position. Filiberto Garikoitz didn't get a good kick on the ball. Vince Bannatyne showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Alvaro Montrell, who was totally free with the ball in the 9th minute. In the 16th minute, Froilan Ignado hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Asopos Katsiavrias recieved an excellent pass in front of the goal in the 17th minute. Unfortunately, he received the ball on his off foot and could only manage a weak shot that went over the goal. After a rather tough play, Crystal Phallus's Bill Cook got a free kick in the 18th minute. Barry Reading sent away a hard shot on goal in the 26th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Herminio Guillelme took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Ian Coe, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. In the 29thth minute of the game Ian Coe who was perfectly placed tried to make a shot on goal, but Copérnico F.C.'s Herminio Guillelme was lucky and managed to grab hold of the ball. When Arnoldo Txatxu came up free with the goalie in the 32nd minute, the Copérnico F.C. fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Arnoldo Txatxu couldn't finish the play. Ian Coe's shot when he came free in front of the goal in the 35thth minute, Herminio Guillelme skillfully showed off with a save to what seemed to be an obvious goal. In the 38th minute of the match Alfie Heath sent off a long shot with destination to the right of the goalkeeper, but Herminio Guillelme skillfully saved the ball. If Bill Cook had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 41st minute. The ball went over the crossbar instead. In the 43rd minute, Alvaro Montrell left the goalkeeper for dead before tapping the ball into the right side of the net. The Copérnico F.C. fans were clearly happy with the effort and the scoreboard reflected the new score: 0-1.

The players of the away team seemed most concentrated when Ian Coe stepped up to make the kick off in the second half. A collision led to Crystal Phallus getting a freekick after 51 minutes play. Alfie Heath hit a great ball. 53 minutes into the match, Alvaro Montrell had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Vince Bannatyne. Crystal Phallus's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Alvaro Montrell was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 0-2. Leandro Mannie struck a weak shot in the 58th minute. Vince Bannatyne didn't even have to move as the ball rolled over the line well wide of the goal. A wasted opportunity for Copérnico F.C.. After a rather tough play, Copérnico F.C.'s Arnoldo Txatxu got a free kick in the 59th minute. Copérnico F.C.'s attacker deliberately struck the ball against an opponent to win a corner for his team. The corner was taken by Arnoldo Txatxu in the 63rd minute. Ben Whittingham tried in the 64th minute to hit away a contribution but miss-kicked the ball which ended up in his own goal and left an unhappy Vince Bannatyne a with quite unnecessary self made goal. Result 0-3. Alvaro Montrell sent away a hard shot on goal in the 66th minute, but the ball hit the crossbar and went out. A very good chance for a goal. In the 71st minute Ian Coe shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Herminio Guillelme saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Ian Coe in the 73rd managed to get into a good position. With a left leg Herminio Guillelme saved Copérnico F.C. from getting behind. Filiberto Garikoitz's shot was meant for the net just under the crossbar, but Vince Bannatyne read the situation well and was quickly in position to make a wonderful save in the 77th minute of play. Frazer Llewellyn hit a great freekick 80 minutes into the match. Ian Coe hit a great freekick 83 minutes into the match. When Copérnico F.C.'s Alvaro Montrell in the 85th minute got a chance for a shot 85th didn't hesitate and placed the ball to the right of the goalie. A beautiful save bye Crystal Phallus's goalie prevented a goal. Alfie Heath hit a great freekick 86 minutes into the match. Alvaro Montrell received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 90th minute. Vince Bannatyne tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. 92 minutes into the game, Alvaro Montrell recieved a splendid long ball, split the defenders, and gently placed the ball to the left of Vince Bannatyne. Alvaro Montrell showed that you don't have to tear a hole in the net to score, 0-4. Bill Cook sent away a hard shot on goal in the 95th minute, but the ball hit the crossbar and went out. A very good chance for a goal. The Crystal Phallus supporters were disappointed that their team didn't take anything from the match, despite matching Copérnico F.C.'s performance. The match ended with a win for Copérnico F.C..