Official Cup

Glossop
Spectators: 156 (Terracing: 117, Seating: 36, VIP seats: 3) The field was rather wet after several days of rain when Franz Clifton took the kick off in the first half of the match. In the 3rd minute Delmar Henric shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Donny Rowell saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. When Ben Whittingham fell near the penalty area in the 6th minute he thought he would be awarded a free kick. The referee ignored Crystal Phallus's protests and gave Ben Whittingham a yellow card for diving instead. The supporters of Joystick XXXV booed when Crystal Phallus was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 7 match minutes in a wonderful position. Ben Whittingham didn't get a good kick on the ball. Donny Rowell showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Norberto Otsando in the 11th minute of the match. An unexpectedly hard shot by Vinicio Perico in the 14th minute of play forced Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Donny Rowell to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Basilio Fidensio made a fantastic save in the 15th minute, when Franz Clifton sent off a good shot on target. Basilio Fidensio showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Bill Cook in the 16th minute of the match. Donny Rowell made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Norberto Otsando in the 18th minute of play. In the 19th minute, Borys Zalewski hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. When the match had gone on for 21 minutes, Albert Byshovets took a quick shot and it went in 1-0 without a chance for Basilio Fidensio to make any attempt to save it. The supporters of Crystal Phallus booed when Joystick XXXV was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 24 match minutes in a wonderful position. Narciso Cresconio didn't get a good kick on the ball. Donny Rowell made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Norberto Otsando in the 27th minute of play. Donny Rowell took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Vinicio Perico, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Donny Rowell showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Vinicio Perico in the 31st minute of the match. Donny Rowell showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Norberto Otsando, who was totally free with the ball in the 32nd minute. After a rather tough play, Joystick XXXV's Narciso Cresconio got a free kick in the 34th minute. A collision led to Joystick XXXV getting a freekick after 37 minutes play. Elpidio Gutierrez hit a great ball. With a little luck, Joystick XXXV's Basilio Fidensio got control of the ball when Franz Clifton tried to sneak it across the goal line. Bill Cook received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 43rd minute. Basilio Fidensio tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. No-one was surprised that the home team were leading 1-0 at half-time.

When the second half was about to start, both teams quickly lined up and Vinicio Perico made a kick off. Basilio Fidensio showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Bill Cook, who was totally free with the ball in the 53rd minute. 60 minutes into the match, Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Donny Rowell had to clear away a ball on his right side after a cunning shot by Norberto Otsando. A collision led to Crystal Phallus getting a freekick after 62 minutes play. Borys Zalewski hit a great ball. Donny Rowell made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Delmar Henric in the 63rd minute of play. When Bill Cook came up free with the goalie in the 64th minute, the Crystal Phallus fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Bill Cook couldn't finish the play. Donny Rowell showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Mauricio Mingo in the 67th minute of the match. An unexpectedly hard shot by Franz Clifton in the 71st minute of play forced Joystick XXXV's goalkeeper Basilio Fidensio to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. A sloppy throw-in by Narciso Cresconio in the 75th minute of the game went astray and was snapped up by Crystal Phallus's Barry Reading. Basilio Fidensio showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Bill Cook in the 77th minute of the match. In the 78th match minute, Crystal Phallus was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Borys Zalewski to maneuver through the defense. Joystick XXXV's Anibal Taurino shoveled away a really nice long shot in the 79th minute of play. The shot was stopped by Donny Rowell but with some difficulty. If Albert Byshovets had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 81st minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. Mauricio Mingo recieved an excellent pass in front of the goal in the 92nd minute. Unfortunately, he received the ball on his off foot and could only manage a weak shot that went over the goal. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Franz Clifton in the 94th managed to get into a good position. With a left leg Basilio Fidensio saved Joystick XXXV from getting behind. The crowd rose to their feet and cheered when the referee blew the final whistle. Crystal Phallus had won after a very even match.