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Match Report
The Funk Factory
Spectators: 44 (Terracing: 34,
Seating: 10, VIP seats: 0) It was fairly windy and cold on the field when Kyle Davies kicked off to start the match. Sexolution FC's Crawford Lucas played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Kyle Davies in the 3rd minute of play. Carl Devine took the ball and in the 5 minute, shot a rapid shot to the right of a surprised Bruno Barrett. Bruno Barrett dived to the right, and did manage to get a hand on the shot, but it still went into the right corner making it 1-0. Bruno Barrett showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Bill Mcneven, who was totally free with the ball in the 9th minute. In the 10th minute, Sexolution FC's Carl Devine ran free of his marker and smoothly shot the ball into the goal behind Bruno Barrett. Bruno Barrett yelled at his defense, as they had left him out to dry. 2-0. Duncan Gummow scored 4-0 in the 17th match minute with a shot that went into the goal to the right of Bruno Barrett, who was just a little too slow in reacting to the shot. Crawford Lucas showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Stanley Wallace in the 20th minute of the match. An unexpectedly hard shot by Rocco Owen in the 23rd minute of play forced Sexolution FC's goalkeeper Crawford Lucas to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. In the 26th minute, Murdock Andrusiow got an opportunity to score, but he didn't get a solid hit on the ball and ended up kicking it wide of the goal. When Sexolution FC's Bill Mcneven in the 27th minute got a chance for a shot 27th didn't hesitate and placed the ball to the right of the goalie. A beautiful save bye Curacao's goalie prevented a goal. In the 29thth minute of the game Kyle Davies who was perfectly placed tried to make a shot on goal, but Sexolution FC's Crawford Lucas was lucky and managed to grab hold of the ball. A collision led to Curacao getting a freekick after 29 minutes play. Troy Kennedy hit a great ball. Bill Mcneven fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 38th minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Bruno Barrett having to interfere. The crowd rose to their feet as Bill Mcneven kicked a wonderful shot that went in to the left of a diving Bruno Barrett. That made the score 5-0 in the 41 minute of play. Murdock Andrusiow took the ball and in the 45 minute, shot a rapid shot to the right of a surprised Bruno Barrett. Bruno Barrett dived to the right, and did manage to get a hand on the shot, but it still went into the right corner making it 6-0. The away team players looked dejected as the walked off the pitch at half time. They had fought hard, but were still losing 6-0.
When the second half was about to start, both teams quickly lined up and Bill Mcneven made a kick off. Bruno Barrett made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Murdock Andrusiow in the 53rd minute of play. Duncan Gummow sent away a hard shot on goal in the 59th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Mack Houldsworth hit a great freekick 64 minutes into the match. 66 minutes into the match, Curacao's goal looked a bit too open when Murdock Andrusiow came free, but Bruno Barrett reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. Bruno Barrett made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Carl Devine in the 67th minute of play. Bill Mcneven received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 68th minute. Bruno Barrett tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. When the match clock showed 70 minutes, the score became 9-0 when Bill Mcneven sped through Curacao's defense and sent away a curving shot that went into the net to the right of Bruno Barrett. Carl Devine fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 76th minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Bruno Barrett having to interfere. 77 minutes into the match, Murdock Andrusiow had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Bruno Barrett. Curacao's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Murdock Andrusiow was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 10-0. 80 minutes into the game, Carl Devine cracked a shot to the right of the goalkeeper, 11-0. Bruno Barrett was not in position, and could only watch the ball fly in. Bruno Barrett didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Carl Devine went, in the 84th minute, to the upper right corner, 12-0 was the resulting score. If Carl Devine had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 89th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. After a defensive mix-up in Curacao's zone, Keefe Chamberlain stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. Bruno Barrett came out of the goal and Keefe Chamberlain tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play. Bruno Barrett came out of the goal in the 92nd minute to try and stop a shot by Sexolution FC's Carl Devine. But to his dismay, Carl Devine quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 13-0.
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