Friendly League

Uggeløse Idrætspark
Spectators: 39 (Terracing: 30, Seating: 9, VIP seats: 0) The sun was shining, the grass was green and the audience cheered when Ricki Gervais got the match started through his kick off. Paul-Émile Larousse hit a great freekick 2 minutes into the match. After 3 played minutes, Egg Chasers FC's Vinnie Jones shot from a long distance, and at first it looked like the ball was going into the goal, but the goalkeeper Gabriel Van Dyck came through and got his fingers on the ball before it flew over the goal line. He then quickly gripped the ball tighter before the forwards in Egg Chasers FC reached it. 5 minutes into the game, Vinnie Jones was given a yellow card after he appeared to trip an opposing player. Egg Chasers FC's manager was livid on the sidelines, but the referee was unmoved and gave Uggeløse SIK the free kick. Vinnie Jones hit a great freekick 5 minutes into the match. In the 8th minute the ball was on its way in behind Egg Chasers FC's goalkeeper Bradley Longstaffe, but with the help of a sacrificing defense, he could catch the ball at the crossbar. After 20 minutes, Garry Dudgeon mouthed his way into the referee's book. The tension between the Egg Chasers FC and the Uggeløse SIK players grew even worse after the yellow card. In the 21st minute, Uggeløse SIK got a penalty, and Alex Wenike placed the ball unsaveable into goal, by the right post. Uggeløse SIK's Holger Brandhøj was standing unmarked in front of the goal when he, in the 23rd play minute, got the ball and easily drilled it into the goal. 26 minutes into the game, Holger Brandhøj cracked a shot to the right of the goalkeeper, 3-0. Bradley Longstaffe was not in position, and could only watch the ball fly in. Alex Wenike's shot was meant for the net just under the crossbar, but Bradley Longstaffe read the situation well and was quickly in position to make a wonderful save in the 29th minute of play. After some careless play in the Egg Chasers FC defense, Holger Brandhøj kicked a shot that curved into the net to the right of Bradley Longstaffe. The Egg Chasers FC fans voiced their displeasure as they felt that Bradley Longstaffe should have stopped the shot. Egg Chasers FC's defense didn't have a chance, in the 33rd minute, when Alex Wenike scored to the left of an out of position Bradley Longstaffe, making the score, 5-0. Bradley Longstaffe was a little too slow when Alex Wenike got a fine hit on the ball which went right into the goal in the 38th minute. The score was now 6-0. 41 minutes into the match, Uggeløse SIK's Alex Wenike sent off a blazing shot straight on target, a shot that Bradley Longstaffe narrowly saved just below the crossbar. In the 42nd minute, Egg Chasers FC's goalie took a deep sigh of relief after Alex Wenike fired away a hard shot that went just outside the left post. In the 46th minute the ball was on its way in behind Egg Chasers FC's goalkeeper Bradley Longstaffe, but with the help of a sacrificing defense, he could catch the ball at the crossbar. After a rather tough play, Uggeløse SIK's Holger Brandhøj got a free kick in the 48th minute. The home fans were very happy to see their team leading 6-0 at half-time.

The wind increased when Holger Brandhøj made the kick off in the second half. In the 53rd minute, Alex Wenike left the goalkeeper for dead before tapping the ball into the right side of the net. The Uggeløse SIK fans were clearly happy with the effort and the scoreboard reflected the new score: 7-0. In the 62nd minute Ricki Gervais shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Gabriel Van Dyck saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. The referee gave Uggeløse SIK a penalty, 65 minutes into the game. The penalty shot was made by Alex Wenike, who made a well placed shot into the net to the right of Egg Chasers FC's Bradley Longstaffe. 8-0. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Alex Wenike in the 70th managed to get into a good position. With a left leg Bradley Longstaffe saved Egg Chasers FC from getting behind. Bradley Longstaffe didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Alex Wenike went, in the 71st minute, to the upper right corner, 9-0 was the resulting score. In the 76th match minute, Egg Chasers FC was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Ralf Morcom to maneuver through the defense. After 77 played minutes Egg Chasers FC got a freekick which was hit by Ralf Morcom. Alex Wenike struck a weak shot in the 80th minute. Bradley Longstaffe didn't even have to move as the ball rolled over the line well wide of the goal. A wasted opportunity for Uggeløse SIK. In the 83rd minute the ball was on its way in behind Egg Chasers FC's goalkeeper Bradley Longstaffe, but with the help of a sacrificing defense, he could catch the ball at the crossbar. 83 minutes into the match, Alex Wenike notched a goal, 10-0, to the right of Egg Chasers FC's Bradley Longstaffe. Bradley Longstaffe was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. 89 minutes into the game, Alex Wenike cracked a shot to the right of the goalkeeper, 11-0. Bradley Longstaffe was not in position, and could only watch the ball fly in. 93 minutes into the match, Egg Chasers FC's goal looked a bit too open when Alex Wenike came free, but Bradley Longstaffe reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. 98 minutes into the match, Alex Wenike had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Bradley Longstaffe. Egg Chasers FC's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Alex Wenike was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 13-0. Uggeløse SIK's supporters were delighted with their team's performance and swarmed onto the pitch at the end of the match to celebrate the victory with the players.