Challenge

Match date: 06-09-2024 19:55

Match length: 96 Minutes

FC Douchebags
vs.
Haiti

Match date: 06-09-2024 19:55

Match length: 96 Minutes

FC Douchebags vs. Haiti: 12-0

FC Douchebags

 
No Po Pl R
1 1 Gk A. Lundin       7.04
2 2 De A. Clementsson       7.46
3 3 De M. Donio       7.25
4 4 De D. Chetrutã       12.29
7 5 De H. Lund       7.46
5 6 De G. Dahlkvist       8.79
9 7 Mf K. Leonidas       10.56
8 8 Mf 70' G. Şoiman       10.63
10 9 Mf E. Kvarnström       9.39
11 10 St 69' L. Gol     9 28.15
12 11 St 70' A. Kapelski       5.26
15 12 St 69' H. Samuelsson     3 10.16
13 13 Mf 70' O. Pilblad       4.84
14 14 St 70' A. Lind       1.72
No: Shirt number
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
Pl: Player name
Yellow card
Second yellow card
Red card
Injury
Goals
Own Goal
R: Rating

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Match Facts FCD HAI
Goals 12 0
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 0 0
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 1 0
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 0 0
Shots on target 24 0
Possession 67% 33%
 
No Po Pl R
11 1 Gk N. Seide       0.70
8 2 De J. Claude Ulysse       -0.07
10 3 De R. Emmanuel       1.19
7 4 De J. Marie Alcius       -1.75
9 5 De S. Jean Pierre       -1.75
6 6 Mf R. Louis       2.70
4 7 Mf F. Dorval       2.70
5 8 Mf E. Constant       3.91
1 9 St J. Alphonse       2.71
2 10 St G. Philippe       2.71
3 11 St P. Ambroise       2.71
15 12 Su F. Severe       0.00
13 13 Su E. Hyppolite       0.00
14 14 Su E. Thomas       0.00
12 15 Su E. Jean Pierre       0.00
16 16 Su N. Alfred       0.00
No: Shirt number
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
Pl: Player name
Yellow card
Second yellow card
Red card
Injury
Goals
Own Goal
R: Rating

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Match Report

Douchebag convention
Spectators: 44 (Terracing: 34, Seating: 10, VIP seats: 0)
Dark clouds were building up when the players entered the field. None of the them looked very eager to play. Jonathan Alphonse started the match with the kick off. When the match had gone on for 3 minutes, Léo Gol took a quick shot and it went in 1-0 without a chance for Noel Seide to make any attempt to save it. 7 minutes into the match, Léo Gol notched a goal, 2-0, to the right of Haiti's Noel Seide. Noel Seide was clearly disgusted with the effort of the defense and let the defenders know about it. 10 minutes into the match, Haiti's goalkeeper Noel Seide had to clear away a ball on his right side after a cunning shot by Léo Gol. In the 12th minute, Léo Gol ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Noel Seide was frozen by the shot and now it was 3-0. Léo Gol struck a weak shot in the 16th minute. Noel Seide didn't even have to move as the ball rolled over the line well wide of the goal. A wasted opportunity for FC Douchebags. Noel Seide didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Léo Gol went, in the 21st minute, to the upper right corner, 4-0 was the resulting score. In the 26th minute, FC Douchebags's Léo Gol ran free of his marker and smoothly shot the ball into the goal behind Noel Seide. Noel Seide yelled at his defense, as they had left him out to dry. 5-0. Léo Gol blasted a shot towards the goal in the 29th minute, but the shot hit the top of the crossbar and went out without Noel Seide having to make a save. Noel Seide took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Léo Gol, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Léo Gols short, quick shot in the 33rdth minute got Noel Seide to make great effort and bar the ball away from getting in. In the 35th minute, Léo Gol got an opportunity to score, but he didn't get a solid hit on the ball and ended up kicking it wide of the goal. After some fancy dribbling in the 36th minute, Léo Gol managed to get in a good position for a shot. FC Douchebags's supporters rose to their feet, but Léo Gol was a bit off balance and shot the ball just wide of the left post. Noel Seide breathed a sigh of relief and went to take the goal kick. Noel Seide didn't succeed in stopping the ball in the 38th minute, which inside left pole to 6-0. Léo Gol might have been able to make a better finish in the 41st minute when he tried to place a hard shot over Noel Seide. Instead the ball went over the crossbar and out. Léo Gol ran back to his position shaking his head. Noel Seide stood for a superb save when he managed to get hold of Léo Gol's shot from short distance in the 43rd minute. An unexpectedly hard shot by Léo Gol in the 45th minute of play forced Haiti's goalkeeper Noel Seide to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball.

MVP
Léo Gol

The players of the home team were most fresh-looking when they entered the field to play the second half. Léo Gol was the one to do the kick off. Léo Gol sent away a hard shot on goal in the 57th minute, but the ball hit the crossbar and went out. A very good chance for a goal. Noel Seide showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Léo Gol in the 57th minute of the match. In the 58th minute, Léo Gol made a precise shot to the right of Noel Seide. Haiti's defense was at fault, and the scoreboard reflected the new score, 8-0. Haiti's Noel Seide played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Elliot Kvarnström in the 64th minute of play. When the match clock showed 73 minutes, the score became 10-0 when Harry Samuelsson sped through Haiti's defense and sent away a curving shot that went into the net to the right of Noel Seide. In the 79th minute, Harry Samuelsson ran past the defenders and hit a shot which went straight ahead into goal. Noel Seide was frozen by the shot and now it was 11-0. Jonathan Alphonse hit a great freekick 82 minutes into the match. Noel Seide stood for a superb save when he managed to get hold of Harry Samuelsson's shot from short distance in the 85th minute. After a defensive mix-up in Haiti's zone, Harry Samuelsson stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. Noel Seide came out of the goal and Harry Samuelsson tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play. Harry Samuelsson might have been able to make a better finish in the 91st minute when he tried to place a hard shot over Noel Seide. Instead the ball went over the crossbar and out. Harry Samuelsson ran back to his position shaking his head. Haiti's Noel Seide played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Harry Samuelsson in the 92nd minute of play. After some careless play in the Haiti defense, Harry Samuelsson kicked a shot that curved into the net to the right of Noel Seide. The Haiti fans voiced their displeasure as they felt that Noel Seide should have stopped the shot.

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FC Douchebags

No  Pl Po G Sh SOT Pa   Ta   SV In
1  A. Lundin
1.  A. Lundin (Gk)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Gk 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2  A. Clementsson
2.  A. Clementsson (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (75%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 2
De 0 0 0 4 75% 0 0 2
3  M. Donio
3.  M. Donio (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (50%)
Ta 1   (100%)
SV 0
In 1
De 0 0 0 4 50% 1 100% 0 1
4  D. Chetrutã
4.  D. Chetrutã (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 19   (84%)
Ta 2   (50%)
SV 0
In 25
De 0 0 0 19 84% 2 50% 0 25
7  H. Lund
7.  H. Lund (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 2
De 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
5  G. Dahlkvist
5.  G. Dahlkvist (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 5   (80%)
Ta 5   (60%)
SV 0
In 3
De 0 0 0 5 80% 5 60% 0 3
9  K. Leonidas
9.  K. Leonidas (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 19   (79%)
Ta 4   (25%)
SV 0
In 11
Mf 0 0 0 19 79% 4 25% 0 11
8  G. Şoiman
8.  G. Şoiman (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 13   (85%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 7
Mf 0 0 0 13 85% 0 0 7
10  E. Kvarnström
10.  E. Kvarnström (Mf)
G 0
Sh 1
SOT 1
Pa 26   (81%)
Ta 2   (50%)
SV 0
In 0
Mf 0 1 1 26 81% 2 50% 0 0
11  L. Gol
11.  L. Gol (St)
G 9
Sh 21
SOT 16
Pa 3   (100%)
Ta 2   (50%)
SV 0
In 1
St 9 21 16 3 100% 2 50% 0 1
12  A. Kapelski
12.  A. Kapelski (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 10   (70%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
St 0 0 0 10 70% 0 0 0
15  H. Samuelsson
15.  H. Samuelsson (St)
G 3
Sh 8
SOT 7
Pa 1   (100%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 1
St 3 8 7 1 100% 0 0 1
13  O. Pilblad
13.  O. Pilblad (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 3   (67%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Mf 0 0 0 3 67% 0 0 0
14  A. Lind
14.  A. Lind (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (100%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
St 0 0 0 4 100% 0 0 0
  Total
G 12
Sh 30
SOT 24
Pa 111 (80%)
Ta 16 (50%)
SV 0
In 53
Total   12 30 24 111 80% 16 50% 0 53
No: Shirt number
Pl: Player name
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
G: Goals
Sh: Shots
SOT: Shots on target
Pa: Passes
Ta: Tackles
SV: Saves
In: Interceptions

Haiti

No  Pl Po G Sh SOT Pa   Ta   SV In
11  N. Seide
11.  N. Seide (Gk)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 16   (0%)
Ta 0
SV 7
In 0
Gk 0 0 0 16 0% 0 7 0
8  J. Claude Ulysse
8.  J. Claude Ulysse (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 17   (41%)
Ta 13   (23%)
SV 0
In 8
De 0 0 0 17 41% 13 23% 0 8
10  R. Emmanuel
10.  R. Emmanuel (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 11   (0%)
Ta 24   (17%)
SV 0
In 14
De 0 0 0 11 0% 24 17% 0 14
7  J. Marie Alcius
7.  J. Marie Alcius (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 1   (0%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
De 0 0 0 1 0% 0 0 0
9  S. Jean Pierre
9.  S. Jean Pierre (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 7   (0%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
De 0 0 0 7 0% 0 0 0
6  R. Louis
6.  R. Louis (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 3   (33%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Mf 0 0 0 3 33% 0 0 0
4  F. Dorval
4.  F. Dorval (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Mf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
5  E. Constant
5.  E. Constant (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 12   (67%)
Ta 14   (21%)
SV 0
In 0
Mf 0 0 0 12 67% 14 21% 0 0
1  J. Alphonse
1.  J. Alphonse (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (100%)
Ta 9   (22%)
SV 0
In 0
St 0 0 0 4 100% 9 22% 0 0
2  G. Philippe
2.  G. Philippe (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 2   (0%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
St 0 0 0 2 0% 0 0 0
3  P. Ambroise
3.  P. Ambroise (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
St 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
15  F. Severe
15.  F. Severe (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
13  E. Hyppolite
13.  E. Hyppolite (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
14  E. Thomas
14.  E. Thomas (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
12  E. Jean Pierre
12.  E. Jean Pierre (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
16  N. Alfred
16.  N. Alfred (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 73 (27%)
Ta 60 (20%)
SV 7
In 22
Total   0 0 0 73 27% 60 20% 7 22
No: Shirt number
Pl: Player name
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
G: Goals
Sh: Shots
SOT: Shots on target
Pa: Passes
Ta: Tackles
SV: Saves
In: Interceptions