The Funk Factory
Spectators: 7547 (Terracing: 5662,
Seating: 1735, VIP seats: 150) The sun was shining, the grass was green and the audience cheered when Bill Mcneven got the match started through his kick off. Rodd Moran who was well placed in front of the goal fired away a dangerous shot that in the 4thth minute tested the skills of Evert Norberg when he managed to save the team from getting behind. Evert Norberg showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Duncan Gummow in the 7th minute of the match. Rodd Moran came free with the goalkeeper in the 9th minute of the match, and shot straight on target. The shot was a little too simple and Evert Norberg could save by the left post. Evert Norberg made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Bill Mcneven in the 14th minute of play. Evert Norberg took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Bill Mcneven, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. In the 14th match minute, Worst Team Ever was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Egil Brask to maneuver through the defense. When Sexolution FC's Bill Mcneven in the 15th minute got a chance for a shot 15th didn't hesitate and placed the ball to the right of the goalie. A beautiful save bye Worst Team Ever's goalie prevented a goal. Sexolution FC's Crawford Lucas played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Isaias Eguerdi in the 17th minute of play. A collision led to Sexolution FC getting a freekick after 18 minutes play. Mack Houldsworth hit a great ball. Evert Norberg showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Murdock Andrusiow, who was totally free with the ball in the 32nd minute. In a very dangerous position, a player in Worst Team Ever fell when an opponent tried to get the ball from him in the 33rd minute. Penalty! 2-0 became the score in the 36th minute when Murdock Andrusiow elegantly shot the ball into goal just under the crossbar. 39 minutes into the game, Rodd Moran was given a yellow card after he appeared to trip an opposing player. Sexolution FC's manager was livid on the sidelines, but the referee was unmoved and gave Worst Team Ever the free kick. In the 39th minute, Rodd Moran hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. After 41 played minutes Sexolution FC got a freekick which was hit by Duncan Gummow. Murdock Andrusiow came free with the goalkeeper in the 48th minute of the match, and shot straight on target. The shot was a little too simple and Evert Norberg could save by the left post. All the noise was coming from the home fans when the whistle went for half-time. The home team had fought hardest to put themselves in a deserved lead.
The players of the away team seemed most concentrated when Isaias Eguerdi stepped up to make the kick off in the second half. Evert Norberg made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Murdock Andrusiow in the 51st minute of play. 54 minutes into the match, Worst Team Ever's goal looked a bit too open when Bill Mcneven came free, but Evert Norberg reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. After a rather tough play, Worst Team Ever's Kalle Berg got a free kick in the 56th minute. If Rodd Moran had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 58th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. Evert Norberg made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Rodd Moran in the 60th minute of play. In the 61st match minute, Worst Team Ever was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Carl Viklund to maneuver through the defense. In the 63rd minute Rodd Moran shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Evert Norberg saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. In the 66th minute the ball was on its way in behind Worst Team Ever's goalkeeper Evert Norberg, but with the help of a sacrificing defense, he could catch the ball at the crossbar. 67 minutes into the game, Sexolution FC's Murdock Andrusiow nearly tore a hole in the net with a booming shot. Evert Norberg made a valiant effort, but he could not reach the ball in time, 3-0. Evert Norberg took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Bill Mcneven, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Evert Norberg took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Murdock Andrusiow, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Carl Viklund kicked well hit freekick during the 72nd minute of the match. In the 74th minute Murdock Andrusiow shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Evert Norberg saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. An unexpectedly hard shot by Bill Mcneven in the 76th minute of play forced Worst Team Ever's goalkeeper Evert Norberg to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Evert Norberg came out of the goal in the 77th minute to try and stop a shot by Sexolution FC's Duncan Gummow. But to his dismay, Duncan Gummow quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 4-0. In the 82nd minute Rodd Moran shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Evert Norberg saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. Worst Team Ever's Evert Norberg played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Murdock Andrusiow in the 86th minute of play. Evert Norberg took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Murdock Andrusiow, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. When Stor Klack fell near the penalty area in the 90th minute he thought he would be awarded a free kick. The referee ignored Worst Team Ever's protests and gave Stor Klack a yellow card for diving instead. Stor Klack hit a great freekick 90 minutes into the match. In the 91st minute, Kalle Berg hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Rodd Moran's shot was meant for the net just under the crossbar, but Evert Norberg read the situation well and was quickly in position to make a wonderful save in the 93rd minute of play. When the referee ended the match the Sexolution FC players were able to celebrate. They had won a fair victory and recieved the ovations of their fans.
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