Match date: 10-08-2024 14:00

Match length: 98 Minutes

Crystal Phallus
vs.
Real Chelsea

Match date: 10-08-2024 14:00

Match length: 98 Minutes

Crystal Phallus vs. Real Chelsea: 6-1

Crystal Phallus

 
No Po Pl R
49 1 Gk D. Butler       5.67
41 2 De T. Perkins       4.76
70 3 De B. Clifford       4.34
56 4 De L. Gates       7.77
37 5 Mf D. Sutherland     1 9.22
46 6 Mf H. Cooper       5.18
63 7 Mf C. Tyrell       5.18
75 8 Mf R. Shepherd       5.57
57 9 St S. Thomas 1 5.78
65 10 St S. Bates       3.93
58 11 St A. King     4 15.33
62 12 Su J. Boyes       0.00
76 13 Su C. Beasley       0.00
66 14 Su D. Cowling       0.00
64 15 Su M. Bartlett       0.00
No: Shirt number
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
Pl: Player name
Yellow card
Second yellow card
Red card
Injury
Goals
Own Goal
R: Rating

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Match Facts PHAL RCFC
Goals 6 1
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 1 1
Red cards 0 1
Free kicks 4 4
Penalty kicks 1 0
Corners 0 0
Shots on target 16 6
Possession 54% 46%
 
No Po Pl R
44 1 Gk N. Snowden       2.88
50 2 De J. Mayall       1.97
58 3 De J. Halford   -0.05
40 4 De N. Brown       0.43
45 5 De G. Radcliffe       -0.62
51 6 Mf 19' M. Townsend   -1.29
46 7 Mf B. Best       3.75
33 8 Mf A. Clemence       2.91
38 9 Mf C. Gallagher       3.98
35 10 St S. Johnston       2.71
43 11 St K. Craven     1 6.11
No: Shirt number
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
Pl: Player name
Yellow card
Second yellow card
Red card
Injury
Goals
Own Goal
R: Rating

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Match Report

Glossop
Spectators: 157 (Terracing: 118, Seating: 36, VIP seats: 3)
The mood of the audience was pleasant when Albert King made the kick off which started today's match. 4 minutes into the match, Albert King had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Nick Snowden. Real Chelsea's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Albert King was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 1-0. John Halford charged in rather forcefully in the 8th minute of the match, and managed to knock his opponent down. The referee showed John Halford the yellow card, and asked the players to shake hands before continuing play. Crystal Phallus's Dave Sutherland shoveled away a really nice long shot in the 8th minute of play. The shot was stopped by Nick Snowden but with some difficulty. Nick Snowden made an important save on a dangerous shot by Albert King in the 10th minute. The crowd rose to their feet as Stuart Thomas kicked a wonderful shot that went in to the left of a diving Nick Snowden. That made the score 2-0 in the 13 minute of play. The supporters of Real Chelsea booed when Crystal Phallus was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 23 match minutes in a wonderful position. Stuart Thomas didn't get a good kick on the ball. Dom Butler showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Kieran Craven, who was totally free with the ball in the 26th minute. In the 28th minute, Conor Gallagher hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. An unexpectedly hard shot by Kieran Craven in the 30th minute of play forced Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Dom Butler to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. After a rather tough play, Crystal Phallus's Dave Sutherland got a free kick in the 31st minute. The supporters of Crystal Phallus booed when Real Chelsea was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 32 match minutes in a wonderful position. John Halford didn't get a good kick on the ball. Nick Snowden stood for a superb save when he managed to get hold of Albert King's shot from short distance in the 34th minute. Conor Gallagher received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 35th minute. Dom Butler tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. With a little luck, Real Chelsea's Nick Snowden got control of the ball when Albert King tried to sneak it across the goal line. Nick Snowden showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Stuart Thomas, who was totally free with the ball in the 40th minute. Albert King recieved an excellent pass in front of the goal in the 45th minute. Unfortunately, he received the ball on his off foot and could only manage a weak shot that went over the goal. Albert King did some fancy footwork in front of goal and succeeded to deceive the defenders so he could slam the ball in 4-0 to the left of a surprised Nick Snowden 47 minutes into the match. All the noise was coming from the home fans when the whistle went for half-time. The home team had fought hardest to put themselves in a deserved lead.

The players of the home team were most fresh-looking when they entered the field to play the second half. Kieran Craven was the one to do the kick off. In the 59th minute Rhys Shepherd shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Nick Snowden saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. In the 61st minute of the match, Kieran Craven tried to roll the ball into the goal by the right post, but Dom Butler saw his intentions and got control of the ball before it passed the line. Nick Snowden stood for a superb save when he managed to get hold of Albert King's shot from short distance in the 66th minute. Kieran Craven in the 69thth minute had a little luck and got a chance for a shot in front of the goal. Without hesitation aimed to the right of Dom Butler, who managed to lunge to the right direction and made a save. Dave Sutherland kicked well hit freekick during the 71st minute of the match. In the 76th minute, Albert King made a precise shot to the right of Nick Snowden. Real Chelsea's defense was at fault, and the scoreboard reflected the new score, 6-0. An unexpectedly hard shot by Albert King in the 86th minute of play forced Real Chelsea's goalkeeper Nick Snowden to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. An unexpectedly hard shot by Albert King in the 91st minute of play forced Real Chelsea's goalkeeper Nick Snowden to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. The crowd rose to their feet as Real Chelsea's Kieran Craven slotted home a wonderful shot that went in to the left of Dom Butler. That made the score 6-1 after 93 minutes of play. Crystal Phallus's supporters were highly satisfied with the result. They cheered their team of the pitch, having watched them win a very even match.

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Crystal Phallus

No  Pl Po G Sh SOT Pa   Ta   SV In
49  D. Butler
49.  D. Butler (Gk)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 8   (13%)
Ta 0
SV 5
In 0
Gk 0 0 0 8 13% 0 5 0
41  T. Perkins
41.  T. Perkins (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (50%)
Ta 4   (25%)
SV 0
In 4
De 0 0 0 4 50% 4 25% 0 4
70  B. Clifford
70.  B. Clifford (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 2   (100%)
Ta 0
SV 0
In 2
De 0 0 0 2 100% 0 0 2
56  L. Gates
56.  L. Gates (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 10   (50%)
Ta 4   (50%)
SV 0
In 13
De 0 0 0 10 50% 4 50% 0 13
37  D. Sutherland
37.  D. Sutherland (Mf)
G 1
Sh 2
SOT 2
Pa 19   (47%)
Ta 9   (44%)
SV 0
In 13
Mf 1 2 2 19 47% 9 44% 0 13
46  H. Cooper
46.  H. Cooper (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 6   (33%)
Ta 4   (25%)
SV 0
In 6
Mf 0 0 0 6 33% 4 25% 0 6
63  C. Tyrell
63.  C. Tyrell (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 5   (40%)
Ta 2   (50%)
SV 0
In 6
Mf 0 0 0 5 40% 2 50% 0 6
75  R. Shepherd
75.  R. Shepherd (Mf)
G 0
Sh 1
SOT 1
Pa 12   (75%)
Ta 2   (0%)
SV 0
In 1
Mf 0 1 1 12 75% 2 0% 0 1
57  S. Thomas
57.  S. Thomas (St)
G 1
Sh 4
SOT 3
Pa 4   (50%)
Ta 5   (20%)
SV 0
In 0
St 1 4 3 4 50% 5 20% 0 0
65  S. Bates
65.  S. Bates (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 1   (0%)
Ta 1   (0%)
SV 0
In 0
St 0 0 0 1 0% 1 0% 0 0
58  A. King
58.  A. King (St)
G 4
Sh 11
SOT 10
Pa 1   (0%)
Ta 2   (0%)
SV 0
In 0
St 4 11 10 1 0% 2 0% 0 0
62  J. Boyes
62.  J. Boyes (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
76  C. Beasley
76.  C. Beasley (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
66  D. Cowling
66.  D. Cowling (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
64  M. Bartlett
64.  M. Bartlett (Su)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
Su 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total
G 6
Sh 18
SOT 16
Pa 72 (47%)
Ta 33 (30%)
SV 5
In 45
Total   6 18 16 72 47% 33 30% 5 45
No: Shirt number
Pl: Player name
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
G: Goals
Sh: Shots
SOT: Shots on target
Pa: Passes
Ta: Tackles
SV: Saves
In: Interceptions

Real Chelsea

No  Pl Po G Sh SOT Pa   Ta   SV In
44  N. Snowden
44.  N. Snowden (Gk)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 8   (0%)
Ta 0
SV 10
In 0
Gk 0 0 0 8 0% 0 10 0
50  J. Mayall
50.  J. Mayall (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 10   (70%)
Ta 4   (50%)
SV 0
In 7
De 0 0 0 10 70% 4 50% 0 7
58  J. Halford
58.  J. Halford (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 19   (16%)
Ta 8   (38%)
SV 0
In 8
De 0 0 0 19 16% 8 38% 0 8
40  N. Brown
40.  N. Brown (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 2   (50%)
Ta 3   (0%)
SV 0
In 5
De 0 0 0 2 50% 3 0% 0 5
45  G. Radcliffe
45.  G. Radcliffe (De)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 0
Ta 0
SV 0
In 0
De 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
51  M. Townsend
51.  M. Townsend (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 3   (67%)
Ta 2   (50%)
SV 0
In 2
Mf 0 0 0 3 67% 2 50% 0 2
46  B. Best
46.  B. Best (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 4   (50%)
Ta 2   (0%)
SV 0
In 5
Mf 0 0 0 4 50% 2 0% 0 5
33  A. Clemence
33.  A. Clemence (Mf)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 2   (50%)
Ta 1   (0%)
SV 0
In 1
Mf 0 0 0 2 50% 1 0% 0 1
38  C. Gallagher
38.  C. Gallagher (Mf)
G 0
Sh 2
SOT 1
Pa 11   (45%)
Ta 8   (38%)
SV 0
In 5
Mf 0 2 1 11 45% 8 38% 0 5
35  S. Johnston
35.  S. Johnston (St)
G 0
Sh 0
SOT 0
Pa 9   (22%)
Ta 4   (0%)
SV 0
In 5
St 0 0 0 9 22% 4 0% 0 5
43  K. Craven
43.  K. Craven (St)
G 1
Sh 6
SOT 5
Pa 3   (100%)
Ta 3   (0%)
SV 0
In 0
St 1 6 5 3 100% 3 0% 0 0
  Total
G 1
Sh 8
SOT 6
Pa 71 (37%)
Ta 35 (26%)
SV 10
In 38
Total   1 8 6 71 37% 35 26% 10 38
No: Shirt number
Pl: Player name
Po: Position
Gk: Goalkeeper
De: Defender
Mf: Midfielder
St: Striker
Su: Substitute
G: Goals
Sh: Shots
SOT: Shots on target
Pa: Passes
Ta: Tackles
SV: Saves
In: Interceptions