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Spectators: 8024 (Terracing: 6020, Seating: 1845, VIP seats: 159) Dark clouds were building up when the players entered the field. None of the them looked very eager to play. Nathaniel Quinn started the match with the kick off. SexyMenG's Bradley Mcneven played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Bernard Schulze in the 7th minute of play. After 9 minutes, Nathaniel Quinn made it 0-1 with a short kick to the right side. SexyMenG's Bradley Mcneven tried to save the shot but he was too slow in reacting to the shot. 12 minutes into the game, SexyMenG's Jones Hoey nearly tore a hole in the net with a booming shot. Benedict Orvad made a valiant effort, but he could not reach the ball in time, 1-1. Connor Erwin charged in rather forcefully in the 15th minute of the match, and managed to knock his opponent down. The referee showed Connor Erwin the yellow card, and asked the players to shake hands before continuing play. After a rather tough play, SexyMenG's Connor Erwin got a free kick in the 15th minute. Bernard Schulze struck a weak shot in the 16th minute. Bradley Mcneven didn't even have to move as the ball rolled over the line well wide of the goal. A wasted opportunity for Telita. If Jones Hoey had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 21st minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. Jeffers Solomon sent away a hard shot on goal in the 23rd minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. After 23 minutes, Bremen Clarke mouthed his way into the referee's book. The tension between the Telita and the SexyMenG players grew even worse after the yellow card. In the 24th match minute, Telita was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Bremen Clarke to maneuver through the defense. 28 minutes into the game, Jeffers Solomon recieved a splendid long ball, split the defenders, and gently placed the ball to the left of Benedict Orvad. Jeffers Solomon showed that you don't have to tear a hole in the net to score, 2-1. Bernard Schulze might have been able to make a better finish in the 38th minute when he tried to place a hard shot over Bradley Mcneven. Instead the ball went over the crossbar and out. Bernard Schulze ran back to his position shaking his head. After 41 played minutes SexyMenG got a freekick which was hit by Connor Erwin. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Bernard Schulze in the 45th managed to get into a good position. With a left leg Bradley Mcneven saved SexyMenG from getting behind. When the match clock showed 48 minutes, the score became 2-2 when Bernard Schulze sped through SexyMenG's defense and sent away a curving shot that went into the net to the right of Bradley Mcneven. The fans had the chance to grab some refreshments as the whistle went for half-time. The score stood at 2-2 after a close first half.

The hometeam waved at the audience when it was time for Jeffers Solomon to strike the kick off in the second half. Benedict Orvad didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Jeffers Solomon went, in the 55th minute, to the upper right corner, 3-2 was the resulting score. After 64 minutes of play Telita's Bremen Clarke was too eager in his attempt to stop his opponent and brought him down. With that he got his second yellow card and was ordered off the ground. In the 65th match minute, Telita was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Bremen Clarke to maneuver through the defense. In the 73rd minute SexyMenG were awarded a corner. Jeremy Goucher went to the cornerflag to take it. Benedict Orvad made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Jones Hoey in the 75th minute of play. If Bernard Schulze had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 77th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. The supporters of Telita booed when SexyMenG was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 78 match minutes in a wonderful position. Daniel Keam didn't get a good kick on the ball. Benedict Orvad showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Jones Hoey, who was totally free with the ball in the 83rd minute. Russell Sennett kicked well hit freekick during the 83rd minute of the match. In the 88th minute the ball was on its way in behind Telita's goalkeeper Benedict Orvad, but with the help of a sacrificing defense, he could catch the ball at the crossbar. After a defensive mix-up in Telita's zone, Jones Hoey stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. Benedict Orvad came out of the goal and Jones Hoey tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play. In the 98th minute, one of Telita:s players had the ball in front of the goal but got pushed and fell. The referee felt it was an obvious case and blew a penalty for Telita. Jeremy Goucher walked up to take care of the penalty kick. He was aiming for the top corner, but the ball went just outside the post. The referee blew his whistle, and the match came to a close. The players exchanged shirts and headed down the tunnel. The SexyMenG fans cheered their team off the field, for while Telita had put up a good fight, they were unable to come out of the game with any points to show for their effort.