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Spectators: 7990 (Terracing: 5994, Seating: 1837, VIP seats: 159) Dark clouds were building up when the players entered the field. None of the them looked very eager to play. Stew Magrath started the match with the kick off. In the 7th minute, Jeffers Solomon reached a very good position and smashed the ball with a huge effort into the net, just to the left of Byron Connolly. The goal made the score 1-0. In the 12th minute Stew Magrath shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Bradley Mcneven saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. After a rather tough play, SexyMenG's Rob Oshea got a free kick in the 16th minute. If Baxter Limmer had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 17th minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. Hamos Heroes's Stew Magrath got a good chance for a goal in the 19th minute, but he totally mistimed the shot and it went over the crossbar. Chuck Burmeister hit a great freekick 20 minutes into the match. Byron Connolly didn't have a chance when a screaming shot from Jones Hoey went, in the 25th minute, to the upper right corner, 2-0 was the resulting score. Bradley Mcneven showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Stew Magrath, who was totally free with the ball in the 29th minute. Hamos Heroes's defense didn't have a chance, in the 30th minute, when Jeffers Solomon scored to the left of an out of position Byron Connolly, making the score, 3-0. Jones Hoey sent away a hard shot on goal in the 34th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. 39 minutes into the match, Hamos Heroes's goal looked a bit too open when Jeffers Solomon came free, but Byron Connolly reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. In the 40th minute, one of Hamos Heroes:s players had the ball in front of the goal but got pushed and fell. The referee felt it was an obvious case and blew a penalty for Hamos Heroes. The goalkeeper, Byron Connolly, was totally fooled by SexyMenG's Jeremy Goucher, who 41 minutes into the game made a penalty shot that went in on the goalkeeper's left side. When the referee blew for the end of the half the home team players were clearly happier, as they went in to the break leading 4-0.

The wind increased when Jeffers Solomon made the kick off in the second half. Ren Laycock hit a great freekick 50 minutes into the match. The supporters of SexyMenG booed when Hamos Heroes was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 52 match minutes in a wonderful position. Otto Pfingst didn't get a good kick on the ball. Fletcher Howard fired away a difficult shot at goal in the 54th minute. He almost succeeded, but the ball bounced in the crossbar and then went out. It was a very nice shot. If Jones Hoey had kept his shot down it would have been a goal in the 63rd minute. The ball went over the crossbar and out instead. In the 65th minute Jeffers Solomon shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Byron Connolly saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. An unexpectedly hard shot by Jeffers Solomon in the 66th minute of play forced Hamos Heroes's goalkeeper Byron Connolly to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. Thanks to some nice foot action and superb ball handling Stew Magrath in the 69th minute a chance for a shot on goal. With an extended leg and a bit of luck Bradley Mcneven prevented the ball from getting in the gole. Jones Hoey recieved an excellent pass in front of the goal in the 75th minute. Unfortunately, he received the ball on his off foot and could only manage a weak shot that went over the goal. Stew Magrath sent away a hard shot on goal in the 81st minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Jeffers Solomon received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 86th minute. Byron Connolly tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. In the 87th match minute, Hamos Heroes was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Jacobs Wenham to maneuver through the defense. Byron Connolly showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Jeffers Solomon in the 92nd minute of the match. Bradley Mcneven showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Stew Magrath in the 96th minute of the match. The referee blew his whistle, and the match came to a close. The players exchanged shirts and headed down the tunnel. The SexyMenG fans cheered their team off the field, for while Hamos Heroes had put up a good fight, they were unable to come out of the game with any points to show for their effort.