Friendly League

The Funk Factory
Spectators: 40 (Terracing: 31, Seating: 9, VIP seats: 0) Dark clouds were building up when the players entered the field. None of the them looked very eager to play. Rodd Moran started the match with the kick off. With a little luck, Quandus's Rodrigo Romero got control of the ball when Carl Devine tried to sneak it across the goal line. Duarte Fernandes fired away a screaming shot towards the goal in the 4th minute, but the shot went just over the crossbar without Evert Offendahl having to interfere. After 9 played minutes Quandus got a freekick which was hit by Albertinho Pinho. In the 12th minute Albertinho Pinho shot on, it seemed, an open goal, but Evert Offendahl saw the ball coming and threw himself on it before it passed the goal line. 13 minutes into the game, Sexolution FC's Carl Devine nearly tore a hole in the net with a booming shot. Rodrigo Romero made a valiant effort, but he could not reach the ball in time, 1-0. Albertinho Pinho received a nice pass in the box and took a hard shot in the 16th minute. Evert Offendahl tensed up and prepared to dive, but the shot went over the goal with him having to interfere. In the 20th minute, Carl Devine reached a very good position and smashed the ball with a huge effort into the net, just to the left of Rodrigo Romero. The goal made the score 2-0. After 25 minutes, Darryl Freeman mouthed his way into the referee's book. The tension between the Sexolution FC and the Quandus players grew even worse after the yellow card. A collision led to Sexolution FC getting a freekick after 25 minutes play. Darryl Freeman hit a great ball. Dorian de Sousa kicked well hit freekick during the 28th minute of the match. Rodrigo Romero came out of the goal in the 30th minute to try and stop a shot by Sexolution FC's Rodd Moran. But to his dismay, Rodd Moran quickly shot the ball in between his legs and into the goal making it 3-0. Sexolution FC's Carl Devine got a good chance for a goal in the 32nd minute, but he totally mistimed the shot and it went over the crossbar. Ramón Campidelis hit a great freekick 34 minutes into the match. Duarte Fernandes's shot was meant for the net just under the crossbar, but Evert Offendahl read the situation well and was quickly in position to make a wonderful save in the 37th minute of play. The supporters of Sexolution FC booed when Quandus was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 46 match minutes in a wonderful position. Duarte Fernandes didn't get a good kick on the ball. Af the end of the first half the score was 3-0. The first half had gone as expected for the home team.

The hometeam waved at the audience when it was time for Iuri Félix to strike the kick off in the second half. After 51 played minutes Sexolution FC got a freekick which was hit by Ollie Egel. Lucas Leão hit a great freekick 53 minutes into the match. After 59 minutes of play, Sexolution FC's Carl Devine made it 4-0 when he simply outclassed the defender marking him and hit a curling shot into the right side of the net. Rodrigo Romero was left in no man's land by his defense there! Rodrigo Romero showed his good apprehension of the play when he made a fantastic save on a shot from Carl Devine, who was totally free with the ball in the 64th minute. Dorian de Sousa kicked well hit freekick during the 65th minute of the match. In the 71st minute, Lucas Leão hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. When Carl Devine came up free with the goalie in the 75th minute, the Sexolution FC fans jumped to their feet. But the shot missed the goal by a fraction of an inch, and the fans sat back down disappointed that Carl Devine couldn't finish the play. After 76 played minutes Quandus got a freekick which was hit by Dorian de Sousa. Evert Offendahl made an important save on a dangerous shot by Iuri Félix in the 77th minute. Lucas Leão kicked well hit freekick during the 79th minute of the match. Murdock Andrusiow kicked well hit freekick during the 81st minute of the match. Thanks to some nice foot action and superb ball handling Iuri Félix in the 83rd minute a chance for a shot on goal. With an extended leg and a bit of luck Evert Offendahl prevented the ball from getting in the gole. In the 83rd minute, Berry Giddey hit a crossing free kick to the open man running down the field. Albertinho Pinho struck a weak shot in the 84th minute. Evert Offendahl didn't even have to move as the ball rolled over the line well wide of the goal. A wasted opportunity for Quandus. In the 87th minute, Rodd Moran made a precise shot to the right of Rodrigo Romero. Quandus's defense was at fault, and the scoreboard reflected the new score, 5-0. After 89 minutes of play, the referee blew the whistle. It was a penalty for Quandus! After a rather tough play, Sexolution FC's Berry Giddey got a free kick in the 92nd minute. After having played for 95 minutes, Rodd Moran managed to get in a good position for a shot on goal. Sexolution FC's supporters crossed their fingers, but Rodd Moran was, after a quick turn that froze the defenders, out of balance and shot the ball just to the right of the goal. After a defensive mix-up in Sexolution FC's zone, Iuri Félix stole the ball and had only the goalie to beat. Evert Offendahl came out of the goal and Iuri Félix tried to chip the ball over his head. To his dismay, the ball went over the crossbar and out of play.