Friendly League

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Spectators: 43 (Terracing: 33, Seating: 10, VIP seats: 0) The sun was shining, the grass was green and the audience cheered when Julien Marxer got the match started through his kick off. In a very dangerous position, a player in Crystal Phallus fell when an opponent tried to get the ball from him in the 3rd minute. Penalty! Vince Bannatyne had in the 4thth minute some difficulties stopping Dominik Ritter's well aimed penalty as it nearly passed him on his left side, but he still managed to hold the ball. 4 minutes into the match, Dominik Ritter had an open shot that he just couldn't miss and scored to the right of Vince Bannatyne. Crystal Phallus's manager could be seen yelling to the referee that Dominik Ritter was offside, but the referee ignored the protest. 0-1. An unexpectedly hard shot by Lukas Brunhardt in the 8th minute of play forced Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Vince Bannatyne to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. 14 minutes into the match, Crystal Phallus's goal looked a bit too open when Julien Marxer came free, but Vince Bannatyne reached the ball before it rolled over the goal line. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Julien Marxer in the 18th managed to get into a good position. With a left leg Vince Bannatyne saved Crystal Phallus from getting behind. After a rather tough play, ꜰᴄ ꜱᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇɴʙᴇʀɢ's Etienne Ritzberger got a free kick in the 20th minute. Crystal Phallus's Vince Bannatyne played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Julien Marxer in the 23rd minute of play. Vince Bannatyne showed brilliant goalkeeper skills when he caught the ball after a hard shot from Lukas Brunhardt in the 24th minute of the match. Philip French kicked well hit freekick during the 26th minute of the match. After a rather tough play, Crystal Phallus's Chris Tyrell got a free kick in the 26th minute. Ernst Cakir blasted a shot towards the goal in the 27th minute, but the shot hit the top of the crossbar and went out without Vince Bannatyne having to make a save. When ꜰᴄ ꜱᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇɴʙᴇʀɢ's Julien Marxer in the 29th minute got a chance for a shot 29th didn't hesitate and placed the ball to the right of the goalie. A beautiful save bye Crystal Phallus's goalie prevented a goal. An unexpectedly hard shot by Julien Marxer in the 33rd minute of play forced Crystal Phallus's goalkeeper Vince Bannatyne to throw himself to the left, to be able to save the ball. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Julien Marxer in the 35th managed to get into a good position. With a left leg Vince Bannatyne saved Crystal Phallus from getting behind. Keith Sheppard kicked well hit freekick during the 36th minute of the match. After 37 played minutes, ꜰᴄ ꜱᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇɴʙᴇʀɢ's Dominik Ritter shot from a long distance, and at first it looked like the ball was going into the goal, but the goalkeeper Vince Bannatyne came through and got his fingers on the ball before it flew over the goal line. He then quickly gripped the ball tighter before the forwards in ꜰᴄ ꜱᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇɴʙᴇʀɢ reached it. Eddy Moser sent away a hard shot on goal in the 38th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Eddy Moser sent away a hard shot on goal in the 40th minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. The supporters of ꜰᴄ ꜱᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇɴʙᴇʀɢ booed when Crystal Phallus was adjudged a doubtful freekick after 41 match minutes in a wonderful position. Chris Tyrell didn't get a good kick on the ball. Crystal Phallus's Vince Bannatyne played magnificently when he managed to stop the ball from hitting the goal, after a sharp shot by Ernst Cakir in the 42nd minute of play. Vince Bannatyne made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Eddy Moser in the 43rd minute of play. With a couple of smart ball manuevers Julien Marxer in the 44th managed to get into a good position. With a left leg Vince Bannatyne saved Crystal Phallus from getting behind. Vince Bannatyne took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Julien Marxer, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side.

The players of the home team were most fresh-looking when they entered the field to play the second half. Albert King was the one to do the kick off. Vince Bannatyne took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Lukas Brunhardt, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Vince Bannatyne took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Lukas Brunhardt, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. Julien Marxer's shot when he came free in front of the goal in the 59thth minute, Vince Bannatyne skillfully showed off with a save to what seemed to be an obvious goal. Ernst Cakir sent away a hard shot on goal in the 61st minute, but the ball went just over the crossbar and out. A very good chance. Vince Bannatyne made a wonderful reflex save on a shot from Lukas Brunhardt in the 63rd minute of play. The referee was alert and spotted a serious foul by Brett Pye-Finch during the 63rd minute. The player immediately received a yellow card. After having played for 70 minutes, Julien Marxer managed to get in a good position for a shot on goal. ꜰᴄ ꜱᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇɴʙᴇʀɢ's supporters crossed their fingers, but Julien Marxer was, after a quick turn that froze the defenders, out of balance and shot the ball just to the right of the goal. Crystal Phallus's Brett Pye-Finch got his second yellow card of the match in the 75th minute. The referee ordered Brett Pye-Finch off the ground. After 75 played minutes Crystal Phallus got a freekick which was hit by Brett Pye-Finch. When the match had gone on for 80 minutes, Julien Marxer put it in 0-4 from a short distance just to the right of Vince Bannatyne. Vince Bannatyne took care of the ball after a well-directed shot from Lukas Brunhardt, even though the ball almost passed him on his left side. When Eddy Moser fell near the penalty area in the 88th minute he thought he would be awarded a free kick. The referee ignored ꜰᴄ ꜱᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇɴʙᴇʀɢ's protests and gave Eddy Moser a yellow card for diving instead. In the 88th match minute, ꜰᴄ ꜱᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇɴʙᴇʀɢ was awarded a freekick, the ball was picked up by Eddy Moser to maneuver through the defense. The Crystal Phallus fans had already started to leave before the final whistle blew. ꜰᴄ ꜱᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇɴʙᴇʀɢ were clearly better and deserved to take the win.